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Mikey

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:Just leaving your girlfriends house!
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 26, 2001 07:45 PM

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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?

Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.


Where was the toothbrush invented?

Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush



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craznut

Cool Novice

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From:Dallas, Texas
Registered: Dec 2000

posted February 26, 2001 08:48 PM

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Oklahoma!? you could have came up with a better state to pick on then that place!


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1911

Elite Bodybuilder

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Registered: Aug 2000

posted February 26, 2001 10:02 PM

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Here's one for ya'

"When I was a youngster and I would go to weddings, all the little old lady types (grandma's, aunt's, etc.) in the family would poke me in the ribs and say;"

"Your'e next...oohhhh...your'e next!"

"They stopped that shit when I got a little older and started doin' it to them at family funerals!

Later,


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GenetiKing

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:Mt. Olympus
Registered: Dec 2000

posted February 27, 2001 01:28 AM

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lol@1911

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"The war of life is waged on a mental battleground." - me


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