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 Once a Confirmed Bachelor....ALWAYS a Pussy:)
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Mutant   
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Well my sister is no longer engaged. Yeah!! Her "fiance" was supposed to pu the downpayment on the place the ceromony was to happen and he just couldn't bring himself to do it. So my sis said she never wanted to see him again. I'm soo happy...he was too old and boring. Anyhow the other guy she was seeing was very happy and they are dating again. Just thought I'd share, so no Bee Gee songs dedicated to you WOdin ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Mutant
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Thank GOD! On so many levels... I think the Bee Gees are to music what Satan is to religion. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3503 |
hehehe...your still more than a woman to me though  | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2052 |
that was a pretty damn sad situation anyway... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3503 |
sad...in what way?...Now she knows and will have no regrets. Better now then after spening more years with him. The cup is half full Gilby....  | ||
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Freak
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cuz she sounded way to damn desperate to get married. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 381 |
I'm looking at this from the point of view of her current, or younger boyfriend. She told him she was going to marry somebody older and boring and out of shape... then, ops!... never mind...he doesn't want me..., I'll come back to you... hmmmm.....what's wrong with this picture? | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3503 |
Not desperate, she just eventually would like to get married. She dated him for 3 years, she was moving in, he freaked out and said no. They broke up. She said she wanted more than he could offer her. 6 motnths later he asked her to marry him. She decided she didn't want to think "what if" so she called his bluff. He pussed out. She moves on. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2052 |
quote: YES desperat = They broke up. She said she wanted more than he could offer her. 6 motnths later he asked her to marry him. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3503 |
actually, she called the younger guy to let him know what happend and said if you'd like to see me again I'd like to see you, but if the happening of the past few weeks have weirded you out I competely understand. He said he was glad she know know for certain, and would love to continue seeing her. Gilb...she loved him. WHen a man you once loved comes crawling back swearing he made the biggest mistake of his life and wants you in his life, it makes you think. Is he bullshittin', or the truth? She decided to take the chance and give him the benifit of the doubt so she would never have to look back on him and think what if. Now she has closure. | ||
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Freak
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no way... after 6 mths = fuk u! u left, u lost, now get lost. If I were the younger guy, Id say ok, grudge fuk da hell outta ya and then dump yo ass like last nights nachos. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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hahahaha <gilbyag> |
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