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 Why is it that FINE, BEAUTIFUL women
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Freak 
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always go to the clubs w/ their fat skanky friends that like to hate...I've never understood this phenomenon.     | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2389 |
maybe they need a ride. [This message has been edited by Frackal (edited February 22, 2001).] | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2012 |
no shit... WFT??? and talk about cock block... DAMN! they always try to keep their friends from get'n laid. I just dont fuk'n get it either. maybe you should take curry with you, that way you can trow da fatty's a bone while you ravage the hottie. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2903 |
Well I guess it is kind of like if me and you went to a club and saw them. You could not toss the CB on a friend so I would expect you to swollow you pride and talk to the fat bitch will I had the fine bitch in the parking lot in the extra-cab. hehehehe! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2083 |
when the horsemen go out, we always bring along a loser that hasn't been laid in forever, and get his ass drunk. That way, he take all the fine hoes, and if there's any piglets around, then the drunk loser takes care of them. Gil-remind u of a night out u:"what u doing after this" fine hoe: "nothing, what are u doing" FAT HATER: "We're going home, so I can eat Doritos and Ding-Dongs" u: "I really wanna come home w/ u (to the fine hoe)" fine hoe: "I want to come home w/ me too" FAT HATER HOE: "U can't, let's go home" u: "fuck it, where are some more girls at?" | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1972 |
actually, maybe they are only THAT FINE AND BEAUTIFUL because the friends they are with are soooo fucking ass ugly it makes them look super model good... . seriously... every group of fat ugly chicks has a knockout in it... accept the fatty and the hotty is game. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2012 |
egg-zachery bro... that shit just pisses me off. but u cant be a dick to the fatty cuz then the hottie gets all pissed off at ya. And ya never know when youll run into her again. Son bull says: "Hey dad, why dont we run down there and fuk one of those cows." | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2073 |
Oh you mean the Hotty and the Notty? Every hot chick has a grenade for a friend. You need a real pla to be your "swingman" and jump on the grenade to save you and let you work it. Every grenades goal is to keep you from banging her hot friend cause then she is all alone and no one wants to talk to her cause she is a pig. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1578 |
SO THEY CAN EAT EACH OTHER OUT AFTER DINNER AT DENNY`S BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO GHETTO TO GO TO FASHINABLE PLACES. ------------------
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 525 |
I think the hotty feels bad for the notty and tries to get her some loving. Rule of thumb: Be nice to ugly chicks. One day you may run into them again and they might become hot or have hot friends or family members. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Rex (edited February 22, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 544 |
I hate fat chicks that talk shit! Once I had this girlfriend all of her friends liked me and said that I was hot these girls were all not bad looking. She got this new fat,UGLY friend and she talked shit about me all the time like she has any room to talk at all. Fucking cunt. me and the chick broke up because of that whale. Think she was trying to break us up so she would have her friend all to herself. I would like to smack that fat ass hoe. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2073 |
On a side note... I had to sit next to a fat chick at work and she really did smell! Kind of like a foot funk type smell. Fuck them, I don't have to be nice to anyone. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 525 |
MP5: Point well taken indeed. There are always exceptions to the rule. BTW nice to see the gun back up as your sig. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 180 |
Makes themselves feel better having someone less attractive with them. It also makes them more appealing. This way there is no competition -- at least when it comes to their friends. ------------------ No matter how hard you work, there is always someone working harder. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 431 |
Maybe we should all treat people the way we would like them to treat us...... Peace. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 348 |
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 863 |
"Take one for the team" Now that has to be the best reason or advantage of not having my group of old friends around houston still...If we ran into a group of girls, it was a free for all and the last man standing with Willy, wasn't allowed to "Free Willy" unless Willy attacked his willy Catch my drift? Yeah there always has to be a fat one in the group....It's Called SAFETY IN NUMBERS...lol it's also a fallback plan..."Oh I can't go out with you anymore tonight I have to take Willy back to her tank before she dries up" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 76 |
our friends will do anything to get someone else laid. it's funny. one of them even has a room that is dedicated to sex for visitors. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1244 |
ive noticed this everywhere you go,ive talked to a fat chick before so ym friend could get her friends number ,fatty wanted mine but i was like here is my pager ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 579 |
down with the SISTERHOOD!!! | ||
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Mutant  
Posts: 3221 |
They drag out these worthless piles of shit to keep themselves in line. The key is you have to charm the pants off (as revolting as it sounds) of their nasty friends too, otherwise their will be no ass for you. It is a pride swallowing, gut wrenching debacle, but sometimes needs to be done. Or you can feed their freind tons of alcohol to where she gets sloppy drunk and has to go home. You can take them both home and pretend that you are caring for her friend then when she passes out, the hottie will see what a great guy you are and drop her panties. I've successfully pulled off this manuever on more than one occassion. It can backfire however... | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1840 |
I have two female buds I go out with occasionally. with one I am the notty and she is the hotty, and I get treated accordingly, and with the other one, I am the hotty and she is not. However, she is not as you guys say.....we help each other, which is really easy as we have 100% different taste in guys....theres lots of guys who will tolerate her heaviness for the huge honking tittie factor, where as I am the complete opposite. If anything, most of the fat chicks I know out a whole LOT more than the good looking ones. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3452 |
quote: you are correct sir.... unfortunately I only have 1 female friend who is a blonde knock-out.... but she has a bf, so its ok, plus she's tons of fun |
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