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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted February 22, 2001 03:48 PM

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anyone else have anything they need to express?

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"How can one respond to such unabashed adulation? While I certainly appreciate it, it does seem quite undeserved. Obviously Ranger has, through his sheer eloquence and bravado, created an impression of me that cannot be lived up to. In the face of such, I must withdraw. Peace" ---MACRPPHAGE69ALPHA

The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.


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Puc

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1305
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posted February 22, 2001 03:50 PM

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burp.


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Big Buck

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posted February 22, 2001 03:52 PM

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fuck, god damn mother fucking son of a bitch......I feel better now. We lost our playoff game last night , fortunately it's double elemination.


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HelmsmaN

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posted February 22, 2001 03:57 PM

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My network users are idiots


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HelmsmaN

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posted February 22, 2001 03:58 PM

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My network users are idiots


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Hugh Gellatts

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posted February 22, 2001 03:59 PM

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Goddamn snow is keeping from going to the gym for Deadlift day. grrrrrrrrr.......


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 22, 2001 04:02 PM

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snow...lol.....oh that made my day beter...lol


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Moderator

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted February 22, 2001 04:03 PM

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am I making you randy baby ....

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 22, 2001 04:11 PM

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You've got a nice peguin MOd, however, Puc's is bigger and I do say...has more character


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posted February 22, 2001 04:18 PM

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shags...this is just foreplay

Puc...whip it out... let's compare.

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 22, 2001 04:21 PM

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foreplay?...my bad....I didn't think you knew about forplay...no oother guys...in that case...keep it comming sexual chocolate


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Frackal

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posted February 22, 2001 04:23 PM

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I'm home sick and getting tired of jacking off.


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posted February 22, 2001 04:26 PM

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oh yeah baby...sweet hershey kisses

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 22, 2001 04:27 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Frackal:
I'm home sick and getting tired of jacking off.

but havoc likes the way you handle him.....


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 22, 2001 04:32 PM

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Mod...whats the deal with the male penguins right hand.....hhhmmm....a little "pre- mature"?

[This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 22, 2001).]


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posted February 22, 2001 04:35 PM

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some nice soft music..... turn down the lights baby.... ohhh it's gettin hot in here

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posted February 22, 2001 04:37 PM

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ever have a 3some shagwell...

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Gilbyag

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posted February 22, 2001 04:59 PM

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hmmm...


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 23, 2001 09:25 AM

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mod...a penquin that can blow his own horn....then why do you need me?


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