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Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3449 |
anyone else have anything they need to express? ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1305 |
burp. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2083 |
fuck, god damn mother fucking son of a bitch......I feel better now. We lost our playoff game last night ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 350 |
My network users are idiots ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 350 |
My network users are idiots ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1156 |
Goddamn snow is keeping from going to the gym for Deadlift day. grrrrrrrrr....... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3449 |
snow...lol.....oh that made my day beter...lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 257 |
am I making you randy baby .... ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3449 |
You've got a nice peguin MOd, however, Puc's is bigger and I do say...has more character ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 257 |
shags...this is just foreplay Puc...whip it out... let's compare. ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3449 |
foreplay?...my bad....I didn't think you knew about forplay...no oother guys...in that case...keep it comming sexual chocolate ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2389 |
I'm home sick and getting tired of jacking off. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 257 |
oh yeah baby...sweet hershey kisses ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3449 |
quote: but havoc likes the way you handle him..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3449 |
Mod...whats the deal with the male penguins right hand.....hhhmmm....a little "pre- mature"? [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 22, 2001).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 257 |
some nice soft music..... turn down the lights baby.... ohhh it's gettin hot in here ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 257 |
ever have a 3some shagwell... ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2009 |
hmmm... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Mutant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3449 |
mod...a penquin that can blow his own horn....then why do you need me? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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