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superdave

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posted February 22, 2001 03:10 PM

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This girl I had sex with a couple weeks ago said she is now pregnant and its mine. Well, that got my attention so I bought two different pregnancy tests and drove to her place and she took them. Both were negative, but she still says she is pregnant! Now, this girl is pretty whacked to begin with because she lied about her name to me and also lied about having kids (she claimed 5 kids, all I ever saw was 1??) Oh, and the last time I went over there, the furniture delivery guy was on his way out and she was naked with a towel on!! I think I can say this is the most whacked out bitch Ive ever met nor will ever meet in the future. I still cant believe that two different tests are negative and she still tried to tell me otherwise.

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Slopain

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posted February 22, 2001 03:14 PM

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shes lying, bring her to the doc (at her cost) and get it down there, I have adminstered many open door preg. pee tests in my day - 90% were fuckin lying.

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Warik

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posted February 22, 2001 03:22 PM

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Dude, what are you doing having sex with a girl who says she has 5 kids? Holy asking-for-trouble-ness folks.

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posted February 22, 2001 03:24 PM

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Get the test at the doc an just stay far the fuck away from that hoe... no first give her the beat downs with your pimp cane...then kick her to da curb... geez main.. that sucks

put a glide in your stride, a dip in your hip...them hoez will be jockin for ya

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latindiva

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posted February 22, 2001 03:26 PM

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To make sure take her to the doctor, if she refuses it's because she is lying. If she is pregnant stick around until the baby is born and than have a DNA test done just to make sure that the baby is yours. And if she not pregnant, you should keep your thing in your pants to prevent this type of problems.

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Big Buck

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posted February 22, 2001 03:49 PM

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All u have to do is say "prove your pregnant, and prove its mine." end of story....beleive me, save u some drama!!!!


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 22, 2001 04:01 PM

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WHat was the name and number of her furniture delivery "service"?


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Big Buck

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posted February 22, 2001 04:05 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by AGENT SHAGWELL:
WHat was the name and number of her furniture delivery "service"?

555-Big Buck.....I'll be over to give u a helping hand (among other things) in a few

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Frackal

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posted February 22, 2001 04:06 PM

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Is this that black chick superdave?


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 22, 2001 04:19 PM

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Bucky....if you leave scratches....you get a tip

...I dunno though...I'm still trying to forgive you for making me a cheerleader on your team....


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Shrebly

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posted February 22, 2001 04:23 PM

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Wow. Unless she has super powers or was puking her guts out I doubt she could know that she was preg's in just a few weeks. Some people know the next day - just that feeling - but if she's entertained more people than Howard Johnson I'd ask for some solid proof...

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Big Buck

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posted February 22, 2001 04:48 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by AGENT SHAGWELL:
Bucky....if you leave scratches....you get a tip

...I dunno though...I'm still trying to forgive you for making me a cheerleader on your team....


Your bedroom (as well as most of the rest of your house) will look like a tornadoe went thru it......

hey, I promoted u to Defensive coordinator


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Gilbyag

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posted February 22, 2001 04:54 PM

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dude sux for u, I bet anything she wasnt $$$


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 22, 2001 04:59 PM

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Bucky...I was talking about scratches on me baby....but we can tear up the house too....both ideas I like

promoted me....ha....I should have never been put as low as a cheerleader in the first place.....what an insult....


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dread_lady

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posted February 22, 2001 04:59 PM

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on a serious note
you have almost ALL odds on your side that she may think she is pregnant, but its actually a false

if she has had that many kids, odds are that her period is still not regular since her last childbirth, depending on how recent that was.

if she persists, make her prove it by going to the doctor.

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Big Buck

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posted February 22, 2001 05:06 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by AGENT SHAGWELL:
Bucky...I was talking about scratches on me baby....but we can tear up the house too....both ideas I like

promoted me....ha....I should have never been put as low as a cheerleader in the first place.....what an insult....


The scratches on u would be unavoidable...I thought u know that...I'm a wild tiger in bed....GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR.

Sorry for making u a cheerleader , but all cheerleaders are pretty.....so I thought u'd be a perfect fit geourgeous


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superdave

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posted February 22, 2001 07:06 PM

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I didnt even tell you guys everything. She said she could force a miscarriage by getting extremely high and drunk! I also offered to take her to the clinic, she all of a sudden changes her mind and says she is keeping it. Her attitude this whole time is EXTREMELY casual. Shit, when I showed up at her place with the preg. tests, she had the lights out, jazz music on, and some "fuck me" clothes on. When we were waiting for her to be able to piss, she wanted me to lay on her bed like nothing is going on and get romantic or some shit, asked me shit like "why dont we talk about stuff" or my favorite "what are you thinking". Now that I am out of shock, this is the most fucked thing to happen to me ever.

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kartchick83

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posted February 22, 2001 07:52 PM

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Be careful, make sure she is not trying to get money from you to have an "abortion". If she says she needs one, definately take her to the Dr. and find out. I know a chick that did that once. She told this guy she barely knew but fucked that she was preg, it was his, blah, blah, blah...He gave her $300, she wasn't preg. and later he found out because she had a big mouth. Fucked up!!! I doubt very seriously she is...just be sure...Good luck man.

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dread_lady

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posted February 22, 2001 08:32 PM

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after hearing the whole story from dave
i can definitely say , she is VERY mentally fucked up

its really sad that some people are that freaky if u ask me

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TxCollegeguy

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posted February 22, 2001 10:29 PM

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Damn dude, it sucks to hear shit like this...It's cool though, I wouldn't spend much time worrying about it unless 9months from now she's beating on your day with a baby....I've been threw this shit twice. 1 time it was a false alarm(kicked her to the curb after she demanded money). 2nd time I didn't hear till she my gf at the time skipped town...So I might not ever know what really happened


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superdave

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posted February 22, 2001 11:54 PM

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She doesnt want money for abortion, I brought that up and she said she couldnt go through that again (the bitch SAID she had it done 3 fuckin times???). She hasnt called or paged me today, guess it wasnt that important, case closed in my opinion. I aint losing anymore sleep over this shit.

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Laserdude

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posted February 23, 2001 12:07 AM

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Screw the bitch, er don't screw the bitch.

I have a old friend who had a g/f who claimed he was the father of her kid. The State garnishied his wages for a year. I noticed he was not being his usual self, I asked him about it and he was fucking loosing weight because she was getting most of his check. He was sure it was not his and I insisted the a DNA test should be done. He finally took my advise and it was NOT his.

This ended his situation with the garnishing of his wages, but the State never charged her with perjury, cause she may have not known who the father was, so it would be hard to convict her on it let alone who was going to raise the kid anyway. I personally would have nailed her in civil suit, and let her pay for her lie. That girl should have given the kid up. She was unfit to do this to my friend, so she is in my mind unfit to raise a child.

Big Buck is right, she should prove she is pregnant and prove it's yours, she will no doubt shut the hell up and get herself a abortion, but don' you pay for it. She got herself by lack of reasoning and she should pay the costs. She is most likey a unfit mother in any case.

Good luck.


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kartchick83

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posted February 23, 2001 12:09 AM

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If she does continue to fuck with you, fuck with her right back. Play the assholes game. Tell her you know that she is full of shit, DO NOT ENTERTAIN the idea of her even being pregnant until it is slapped right in your face. I believe that it will never happen. Treat her like the nutcase she is. She is in need of attention in one way or the other, so give her ALL negative attention. She will go away sooner or later. Sooner I am guessing. I think she was probably ovulating the night she was trying to act all sexy like to you, she had already told you a fat ass lie and she wanted to make an honest woman of herself. Stay away......Crazy ass hoe.....

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 23, 2001 09:10 AM

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super dave...start recording your telephone conversations...so when the psycho chica takes you to court for money, you have some serious defense


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posted February 23, 2001 09:36 AM

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Just punch her in the stomach. Problem solved.

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john937

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posted February 23, 2001 09:50 AM

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I take it this means you had unprotected sex?
You haven't said anything about 'it couldn't be mine cause I used a condom'


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