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Mikey

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From:Just leaving your girlfriends house!
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 22, 2001 11:06 AM

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A young lawyer was driving his new Lexus when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He stopped and got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food.", the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then.", said the lawyer.

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man said.

"Bring them as well!", said the lawyer.

He called his wife and asked her to come over and take the second man's family. They all climbed into the cars. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted February 22, 2001 11:18 AM

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not as good as #1...yet most sequel snever are....


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Mikey

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posted February 22, 2001 11:20 AM

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But the third one usually does.


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