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 Well shit(joke email I got)
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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The most powerful word is........ Well, shit... Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English anguage. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit,have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, and other times you swim in a lake ofshit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else! You could tell this to other people if you give a shit
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Olympian 
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Have you ever read the story of Jack Shit...now that's some funny shit... ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced 6 children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt marries Lotta Schitt and they have a son Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt - Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number, Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt. Now you know Jack Schitt. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 522 |
Tx, I liked that shit you posted. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1648 |
good shit | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 686 |
i just ate my shit. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 856 |
lol...thanks, after I worked out this morning and started thinking about how I could spring a little trap for my apt mgt I'm glad I read this...made me sit back smile a little bit, and realize that I am going to SCREW THEM back harder then they screwed with me and my roomates!!! so this thread is dedicated to the BITCHES that run my apt complex. |
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