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 Joke of the day
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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A guy walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap, 1 toothbrush, 1 tube toothpaste, 1 loaf of bread, 1 pint of milk, 1 single serving cereal and 1 single serving frozen dinner. The girl at the checkout looks at him and says........."Single are you?" The man replies very sarcastically "Wow, you must be some kind of genius. How did you guess?" She replies, "Because you're fucking ugly."     | ||
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Mutant   
Posts: 3413 |
mikey...me likes it  Can I get more than one a day though? I've been good [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 22, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 96 |
You got Agent. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3206 |
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my god", said the Queen, "this is disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The doctor leading the tour explains "Your majesty, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he does'nt do that 5 times a day they would explode and he would die instantly." "Oh, I am sorry" said the queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving oral sex to a patient. "Oh my god" said the queen, "What's happening in there?" The doctor replied "Same problem, better health plan." | ||
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Mutant
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fuckin hmo's huh ... |
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