Only problem they made Seagal look old. But he's still awsome.

Michael Jai White.....shredded wheat baby

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

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I like action films too. Yet the Steven Segal ones are just a formula without any substance. No style.

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Originally posted by Hannibal:
Shag, you mean you didn't like Message in a Bottle. I thought that was the ultimate "chic flick" even though I liked it too. Truthfully the movie was good in spite of him.

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Originally posted by MattTheSkywalker:
Steven Seagal and DMX...hard to get more washed up than that.

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DMX washed up? Please, I love that man's music. Its my pre workout pump, and during workout pump.

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Originally posted by MattTheSkywalker:
I like it too Shags, but he says the same thing every song. The man has no lyrical versatility or flexibility. There are guys on this board more lyrically gifted than DMX.

It's studio rap...MC Hammer without the dancing or the censor.

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I'm sorry I think I must have misheard you. Did you just compare DMX to MC Hammer? Mat I don't think I've ever said or thought this about you before on what you write....but I think you might be wrong.

You said you like DMX, do you like MC Hammer?

DMX and Hammer are both guys that are made for the studio. That's the similarity.

DMX will never win a freestyle contest. He doesn't have the versatility to be an excellent rapper except in the studio. All his songs tell the same story...he's prepackaged for consumer consumption.

In that way, he and Hammer were similar.

Every DMX song: "Look at me I got 4 felonies and I live by the code of the streets in Yonkers NY".

Real lyrical talents would be almost any member of WuTang, RedMan, Eminem, etc. The ycan do studio, but at a show they might just break out something no one has ever heard before. You never know what they might rap about.

DMX just isn't there.

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I like DMX, Snoop, Method Mad, Busta Rhymes....

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