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 THE ELITE FOOTBALL ALL-STARS
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Freak 
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If I had to pick a football team off elite, this would be the starters..... OT-Checkmate (big and from TX) and on Defense DE-Matt (Big and fast) Shags, Kat, Nighty Fly, DJane, Slick, Lisa, BM, Blackhaus, and Sailor Girl are the cheerleaders.... who would u pick? [This message has been edited by Big Buck (edited February 21, 2001).]     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 790 |
Can I play too? I like to run into people at full speed regardless of their sizes. I also have no regard for human life and I fear nothing. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2083 |
Warik, u can play special teams. Frackal is the kicker...LOL... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2073 |
Hell yeah, I will play TE and block for you Buck! I am the white Shannon Sharpe! yeah right... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1433 |
Am I too ugly to be a cheerleader?  ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 525 |
I got dibs on KR and PR. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2083 |
quote: How could I forgot about u gorgeous...I'll change it...sorry | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2903 |
Checkmate #67. I guess I will move out to tackle from my strong guard position. I'll need a number change to 76. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2903 |
Check wants the ball inside the 3 yard line and I also want to play on Goalline defense. I'll go a head and hit the 1.25 G's a week of test and my a-50 and the Goose won't have shit on me. Here comes 300lbs. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2083 |
quote: I'll have my agent call your agent. Big Buck was #12 in HS. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 4505 |
The Elite Rainbow team will kick all y'alls asses.. or is that fuck all y'alls asses? I forget. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2083 |
quote: U guys "play for the other team", can't have u on the real team...he, he, he.... | ||
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Guru     
Posts: 5296 |
I have a baseball team line-up frack is a switch hitter. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1569 |
Hey! Just because Im dieting and low on energy doesnt mean I cant tackle!  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 851 |
All I can say is, put number 56 on my back and all hell is going to break loose. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2083 |
quote: U can play for both teams, since you go both ways....LMFAO!!! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 5296 |
lol | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1569 |
HAHAHA!!! Hey I was young dude! Experimenting.... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 863 |
I ran a 4.5 40yd a year ago fast enough to play somewhere? 6'1 215 | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2903 |
TX I think you will be in on the nickle package and maybe returning punts and kickoffs. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 863 |
Sounds good....Remember that post we had about a year ago when they first mentioned the XFL and we wanted to put together an Elite allstar team then... | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1846 |
I will be the next Drew Bledsoe! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 11 |
Can I be the team Doctor?? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 348 |
that has to be the record for the most asskissing in one email. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 863 |
Dr_MassRX that has to be one of the best looking pics I've seen on here in a long time You have my vote for team Dr | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 114 |
Shit...I HATE cheerleaders. I would rather get my ass whooped on the field than to be one of those... Or, hey....I could be the personal trainer cause I'm sure that there would be many injuries with that line up! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 175 |
I'll be the MLB, 'cuz I have a gun and I'll shoot anyone in the face that tries to run past me with a pigskin. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3338 |
I want to be the Coach, I got over 14 years experience playing ball. I started at middle Line Backer in College for 3 seasons, I've also played Nose Gaurd, Def. End, Center, Tackle, Tight End and Full Back! I got mad skills boys... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 785 |
fine. i'll cheer for the other team i didnt like u guyz anyway!~ j/k ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 167 |
& I'll be the Water Girl, "now das some high quality H2O" ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3217 |
Slopain can also double as the shower monitor... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2006 |
you hit the nail right on the head buddy. started as a guard all my life. my senior sr yr I started @ DT & OG and 2nd strong OT, I was also the "hammer" man (yea TD), where we overloaded the strong side of the line, a block back and a running back. talk about breaking down a defense. dat was alot of freakn mins... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 |
I think at 6'4" 285 I would deffinatley make a good Def. Tackle or Off. Tackle. "Put me in coach I'm ready to play" peace | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 187 |
Damm can I play? I'm a good player.  ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3444 |
Big Buck...you made me a cheerleader???!!! ....a cheerleader???!!! shit that almost as bad as being the kicker............a cheerleader???!!!.......if you won't let me play with the big boys at least let me be defensive cooridinator so I can command them and smack their tooshies ...ah my dream job...watch football films 24-7, have many large men waiting to fullfill my plays...and the showers | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 863 |
I'll nominate AgentShagwell for DC since no one else has requested it, Anyone want to second that nomination? | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3444 |
I vote for myself...I feel I would serve our team well...D ________ llllllll --------......or die trying.....plus for every sack you give me...I'll give you a ......and Thick will give you a table dance....what do you say??! [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 22, 2001).] | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1835 |
I'm with Shags...I used to BEAT UP the cheerleaders at my school....fucking pansy assed bimbos....no cheerleadig for kat...I'll wait until you make a hockey team and I'll be the goalie. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2083 |
quote: Shags u are the new DC, I'm down for a | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3217 |
Hey Kat, did you ever kick the cheerleaders in the head and ram their pompoms up their ass, cause I did, in a respectful way of course.. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3444 |
Yes....So now its Coach Shagwell to my boys....huddle it up boys...NOW!!!!...hehehehe | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1832 |
WOW! thats a nice fuking pic Doc Mass!! Well I guess I would have to be the team owener since all the positions are taken. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1835 |
Nah....more like the old shoulder tackle in the hallway. Actually, some of the cheerleaders were also on the field hockey team and were major butch dykes...I stayed away from them. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2083 |
Dr Mass-That pic is awesome....paradise on earth!!! ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1846 |
Shagface is going to be a wide reciever after Big Buck get through with her Balloon knot... ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2083 |
quote: true, true...good one Insano!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 257 |
how bout Moderator...Pimp Daddy for mascot and I can provide the whole team with hoez ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3444 |
Captn......yo moma Moderator....you can be the Cheerleader Coach | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1578 |
I WOULD JUST PICK ME SO I CAN TURN THE TV OFF AND NOT HAVE TO WATCH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO SUCK. ------------------
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 257 |
quote:
------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1846 |
quote: you're momma so fat when she wears a Malcom's X jacket helicopters land on her back...you bitch! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2083 |
quote: don't hate...I didn't have any positions on my team for Transvetite pedophiles that drive lotuses......sorry | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1578 |
WHATEVER YOU SAY YOU LEAVE IT TO BEAVER LOOKING CHUMP. ------------------
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Freak
Posts: 2903 |
HEy Beast. You got a lotus. I was thinking about getting this 92 esprit Deep blue with 32,000 on it. Tan leather he want $31,000. i was thinking I could get it for about $28,000. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2389 |
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I'll be big soon enough. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2083 |
U over 150lbs yet Frackal? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2073 |
Kat, you couldn't beat your way out of a wet paper bag. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1578 |
CHECK,EMAIL ME AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THEM. ------------------
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Freak
Posts: 2389 |
quote: Why bigbuck, if I was would you start your gay conquests towards me too? lol just kidding my heterosexually challenged homie, I actually weigh more like 190 and that's with an injury, juice free and relatively poor genetics. BFD I know, but I'm getting there. I am mentally jizzing on you now. Goodnight. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 226 |
I play rugby, football is for fags... | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1846 |
quote: you probably suck cock while you are in the "Scrum".....BBBBWWWWWHHHHHHAAAA!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3444 |
quote: lol...your momma is so fat she can't even jump to conclusions....uummm...yeah....hhhmmm... |
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posted February 21, 2001 05:45 PM
