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Mutant   
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On my way to work I was purusing the FM radio and heard a talk show about people and their psycho exs. There is a website where you can post you psycho ex's name and what he or she did. So what I wanna know is how many of you are on here? www.losercentral.com ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Olympian 
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nope, niether me, nor any of my ex's are there...thank goodness for us all.  | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3377 |
there is some crazy stuff on there.....I want to register my ex, but he was a pussy cat compared to some of these stories! | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3377 |
check the loser of the month...lol.. http://www.losercentral.com/loserofmonth.html shit I go to Gatsbys....no its not me...oh, not the one in West Palm though...darn it [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 21, 2001).] |
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posted February 21, 2001 02:58 PM