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 Is Nothing Sacred?!
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Mutant   
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Just wondering.... ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1327 |
You mean other than your vow of chastity???  | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3621 |
The Ganja leaf is sacred. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 13 |
Everything that I used to think was sacred has been washed away. Love is just a weak emotion The only thing that is real is pain. Pain is sacred
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Freak
Posts: 2014 |
football and tall, geourgous, voluptious blonde women...YYYYYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMMM ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3396 |
Shadow...lol...hows about a nice big old glass of shut the hell up...would you like that...huh...would ya...hows about a nice spanking....would ya like that... huh....I would  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1327 |
2 things: Guitars that are tuned | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 70 |
quote: Football sacred?? USFL, XFL???? Blonde is that natural or peroxide? LOL | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1327 |
Sorry doll - couldn't resist. THe best time to kick a man(or woman) is when they are down. They can't fight back, ya know?? I will pass on the glass, but will take you up on the spanking. You know you shouldn't tease me like this unless you mean it like that... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3396 |
Pretty Hate Machine.....gosh your perky...have you ever been bitter i was watch Rob Roy movie last night and there is a line the bad guy Archibald says about love..."Love is but a dung hill of which I climb upon to perch and crow"...or something like that.....he was a great villian | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1982 |
me, now worship... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3328 |
Sacred has become a bullshit phrase. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3396 |
bullshit has become a sacred phrase.... | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1676 |
To those that matter, to those who will make a difference in this world, to the men and women who make this world "turn," LIFE STILL MATTERS...PROGRESS STILL MATTERS, AND HAPPINESS IS NOT AN OPTION, IT'S A GAURANTEE... There it is, there's the Objectivist in me, I could go on for hours about this sh*t, go read 'Atlas Shrugged' (Ayn Rand) and call me in the morning... ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1801 |
I would kill any muthafucka who lays a grubby paw on my guitars..take my man, steal my shit, but dont EVEN touch the instruments. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3396 |
quote: ummm ...ok...but I din't ask what matters...I asked what is sacred pal... | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1676 |
Shags, I thought you were old enough to see that "matters" as I used it means the same thing as "sacred" meaning that it is still taken seriously...this ain't out of Websters but I assumed it would be understood... Let me know, I can retype it if you'd like. BWAHHAHAHAHA, YOU KNOW I'M JUST MESSIN' WITH YA', RIGHT??? ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3396 |
well mr.Bad...you go with you bad self...however, I have alot of things in my life that "matter" to me, yet only one thing I hold sacred...... |
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posted February 21, 2001 11:07 AM
