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 Pathetic People! Do you know any?
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Mutant   
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There is this friend of mine who used to work in my building. He has a live in girlfriend who is ugly, fat, doesn't work and just lives off my friend, they don't even have sex ever, like never ever. Naw mean. He grows herb and 2 plants died because she won't water them. All she has to do is water them. That stank hoe is home all day. Anyway with the above now known she is also in a depressed state because her "online buddies" arent typing to her anymore. She has no acquaintances in the real world and her online nut goblins wont chat with her either. She lounges on the couch, doesn't bathe, eats cheetos and now has a permanent cheese fingerprint from the saliva bonding with the cheese on her grungy ass nails and finger tips. Her depression is pathetic to me. I want to call Jenny Jones and get her to a Boot Camp soon. I'm done ------------------     | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3180 |
Have you tried kicking or piledriving some sense into this fella? | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3604 |
I have looked at him in awe, I have looked at him in a confusing manner, I have been nice, I have been extremely rude, I just don't understand, I feel bamboozled, suckered, lost, like a rubix cube with missing squares. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1242 |
yeah what is wrong with your friend that he won't get rid of the fatness on his couch. oh wait i see, are we talking about "your friend" who likes to smoke good herb. wink nudge. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 195 |
I know the type bro, it is not fun to watch a bud making a mistake. Have you said anything to him?? My best friend dated this fucking bitch who was bring him down.. He is a great looking guy who has women chasing him all the time.. This bitch wasn't even that good looking, but very controlling and demanding.. I just stayed on his case for a whole year, and finally he let the bitch go.. He is thankful now, and can finally see what i had been telling him all along.. I know it is difficult position, but if the friendship is strong enough, you guys should be ok.. If that doesn't work, go to all the local markets and buy up all of the cheetos, and maybe the bitch will leave town.. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3604 |
Super- "wink, nudge" WTF are you talking about you diseased animal dropping. I'm going to destroy you fag whopper. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3357 |
like arubix cube missing squares huh...perhaphs some one just took of the clored stickers to mess with you.....maybe he's to lazy to change.... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3180 |
Does he at least cheat on her? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1242 |
i mean this person sounds suspiciously like you. if you have something you want to tell us about your cheeto princess we probably won't judge you on it. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3604 |
No he doesnt cheat on her. This guy makes good money and just supports a beached whale and he grows excellent herb. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3357 |
maybe he has a thing for cheetos and fat woman......someone got to because there sure are alot of both in the world  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 212 |
Havoc, yo mama's so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage. peace and opium poppy ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3604 |
Moderator, your momma is an extra on the Simpsons. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3357 |
Moderator...that was a weak "your momma" crack...I think you might be becoming a honkey... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3315 |
Buy him a harpoon, point his ass in her direction and say "You know what you have to do here!" ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 212 |
shags I'm a little off today .. images of last night are rushing back into my head .. WTF ?!? and yo mama's really nice, all my friends think so too. ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3357 |
Moddy...I just think your not living up to you potential....try again please sir Here I'll help get you started: "Your momma is soo ugly...eve RIce Krispies won't talk to her!" | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1784 |
how 'bout someone going up to her and saying "listen you beached orca, get off your fat stupid lazy waste of life ass and contribute something to society. You are a waste of air and if you're not going to use your pussy for what its meant for, then how bout I harpoon you there and stick you out the front as a new lawn ornament display" I said that to someone once..they were offended, but too scared to retaliate...after I broke the ice people agreed at the truth to my statement. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1954 |
shell die soon enough, thru natural selection. to answere your ?, yes I do, theyre all around me. [This message has been edited by Gilbyag (edited February 21, 2001).] | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3357 |
Kat...uuummm...that might come accross kinda mean to some "sensative" people.....you don't want her becomming anorexic or belemic or suicidal. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1784 |
she'd pissed me off for the last time, so political correctness then goes out the window with a resounding crash. Never piss off a loudmouthed Sagittarius..you'll go home without an ego [This message has been edited by kat (edited February 21, 2001).] |
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posted February 21, 2001 09:53 AM
