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havoc

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posted February 21, 2001 07:28 AM

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I adopted her from a midget crack whore name Edna, she is going to be a tall midget but I want her to be jacked. I dont use and never will but I want her to be Ms. Olympia by age 8 preferably 7. She has great genetics, an extra arm and 17 toes on her left foot. She is a weird little snot but she is mine. Thank you guys.

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Solid Steel

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posted February 21, 2001 07:32 AM

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Start her off on the weed that you so blatantly desire and see where that takes her


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Fonz

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posted February 21, 2001 07:37 AM

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I say 2g of potassium.....
30 seconds later.........she
can be anything she wants....
Heehehehehe!!!!

Godspeed

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Solid Steel

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posted February 21, 2001 07:40 AM

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How about sodium chloride?


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peckerwood

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posted February 21, 2001 09:10 AM

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oooohhh shit right on bro ! lmao . kick her some jolly grns about 8 a day and 100mg of winn every 3 hours . that should do it !

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Big Johnson

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posted February 21, 2001 09:33 AM

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DUDE. NO AMOUNT OF GEAR WILL HELP HER. START TRAINING HER TO BE A MIDGET PORN STAR, INSTEAD.

(TASTELESS)

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HappyScrappy

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posted February 21, 2001 09:37 AM

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I'm surprized this thread hasn't gotten moved yet.
anyway, I just have to add that I can't stand tall midgets. and samoans. filthy dirty samoans.

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peckerwood

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posted February 21, 2001 09:38 AM

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heel yea , i like bigjohnson's idea , i love to nail tohse little bitches , ya can throw them all over the phukin' house ! shit 8 to 80 deef blind or dumb , don't matter to me ! ha

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Rocco

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posted February 21, 2001 09:47 AM

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Nothing like giving her a heads start in life bro, she is lucky to have a father like you Havoc.. I'm assuming this will be her first cycle???

I've searched some archives, and here is what i have derived: Flintstones seem to be the overall consensus...

Blue Freds Green Barneys Red Wilmas
WK1***2ed***********1ed*********1eod******
WK2***1eod*********2eod*********3ed*******
WK3***1ed**********3ed**********1eod******
WK4***1eod********1eod**********1/2tabeod**
WK5**1/2eod*******1/4eod********1/8eod*****

Clomid therapy to begin 1 wk after last tab has been taken..

Notice how the tapering begins in wk.4, this has been done due to the half life of the pill.. This is just an educated guess. You will have to experiment on your own to see how she will respond the best..

** Stay away from the Red Barneys, there are alot of bunk ones floating around out there lately..

*** Don't forget the milk thistle,and cranberry extract bro, you can never be too careful..

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havoc

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posted February 21, 2001 09:54 AM

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Mods, why was this moved, this should be on the Anabolic forum, how dare you!

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Thick dog

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posted February 21, 2001 09:55 AM

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I'd be happy to whip her up a testosterone enriched protein shake. With her assitance, it can be ready in 10 seconds...


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havoc

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posted February 21, 2001 09:58 AM

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I believe the 10 second thing and the 3 year old turn on thing as well.

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