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 I am Shallow....and I'm not a Man...
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Mutant   
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I know what your thinking....how can that be. But have I ever lied to you before? Its true. Perhaphs its just a "shallow phase" and will pass soon. Went to the gym yesterday and saw the ball player that called me to come over and I said no. We he was looking very very tastey. I come home and another guy, #2, I met (also a baseball player, at catcher too....weird) left a message on the machine. And do you know what the first thing I think about is? (Besides being happy he called me that is) Ball player #1 is bigger.....This is so sad because #1 is like 6ft 4 and thick, yet #2 is like 6ft 3, 220. COuld it be the hormal imbalance of lack of action in my life? Either way, I lower my head in shame to wade in my shallow pool     | ||
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Olympian 
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pheremones.  | ||
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Mutant
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P.S. I think this borderlines on being a bitch too...  | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3318 |
You are only being human, deal with it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1327 |
Hey - at least you are on of the few chicks that will admit that looks (and a body) make an impact on a girl. Most will say personality is important, but the "look" is what draws the initial response. | ||
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Mutant
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...thats the thing they are both hot, both big, both athletes.....hey wait a minute...when you think about it I'm just judging them on what i know....I know #1 better, don't know #2 personality well cause we just met, so perhaphs I'm really subconsciously liking #1 better because I know him better... (shut up and let me believe this shit I spew so I can feel better about myself! ) | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3607 |
Talk about shallow, I have stepped in deeper puddles. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3382 |
alas it is true....to have havoc bock at me in dismay....I am but a kettle that is blacker than the pot itself | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3607 |
You put fingerprints on charcoal. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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ouchie....well at least my "phase" will pass, you'll be a man forever (unless thick gets his way)  | ||
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Mutant
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Don't worry, Spring training starts soon, so there will be a whole new crop of ballers to pick from. Perhaps you should try your luck with the pitchers... | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1794 |
why baseball players? They're all fat....guess cause you're in FLA eh? Or is it cause baseball players are just a whole new world of stupid which makes it ever so much easier for them to cater to the Shagwell whim? LOL...awwww....who cares Shaggy? All men and women have chosen based on looks before, what makes you different?Not shallow, human nature... Once I dated a guy who was NOT MY TYPE and who I thought wasnt very good looking just to prove that looks didn't matter. I was with him for 3 years. Eventually it got so that when I woke up inthe AM it was all I could do not to puke....I learned...shallow is in the eye of the beholder. I've dated guys who I thought was hot whom my friend wouldnt go near with a 10 foot pole and vice versa....depends....the current one is the only one all my friends think is cute. (Thats not necessarily good, either.) SO, maybe I'd think your player was an ug...so how does that make YOU shallow? You dump your bb player for Russell Crowe...well..thats a different thread | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3382 |
kat...I don't know the baseball thing...actually didn't know that #2 was a baseball player till I talked wiht him awhile ...my past dating of baseball players i think evolved because I used to work for athletics at my college, and worked with them alot. Personally I perfer the physique of football players. kat....I'm shallow.... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3187 |
Remember one thing about college baseball and football players...very rarely will they commit to one girl. Why would they? I no I never did. Every football and baseball player I knew, which was many, cheated on their girlfriends left and right. Of course, this was at a big college where there were 5 girls for every guy, I'm not sure about the smaller ones... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3382 |
Well one plays for college, the others in the minors...I know the playa thing...I worked with them saw and heard the stories. But in SOuth Florida whoes to say that the average guy I met at a club ain't a bigger player. I'm by no means eithers girlfriend, just nice guys who enjoy my smartass humor, as I do theirs, that happen to have tastey looks that make their presence even more pleasurable | ||
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Moderator
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GEEZE Shaggy...just up and date! (take that as a compliment coming from and old and tired married woman, hehe) ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3382 |
Bikinni....ok ...hey did you see my gift to you post? | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1794 |
ahhhwwwww..shallow schmallow..who cares? come up to Toronto and be as shallow as you want..the guys will love it! I'll just follow you around and pick up the broken hearts along the way | ||
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Mutant
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I'd be very careful about getting emotionally attached to a college or minor league football, no matter how "nice" they appear. Hell, most girls put he "nice" label on me and my resume is longer than the Declaration of Independence. Same with many of my sidekicks. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3382 |
kat...I think I'm going to be comming up in June, so we are definately going have to go out on the town...lots of hockey players up there?...teeth are not a high priority Thick...emotionally attached?...I barely know these guys....jeez la weez.....and I know your not a nice guy | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1794 |
Well, if the Leafs keep with their current non-winning schedule they will all be at their cottages by that time LOL>.. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3382 |
kat...how cold is it in June? | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1794 |
Last June it was like 80-90 degrees Farenheit....can get as low as 70 though. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1965 |
christ shaggy, she is in toronto not siberia... fuckin floridians. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3382 |
hehehe....is somebody jealous....hehehe | ||
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Cyborg   
Posts: 4728 |
Just hook a ball player, baseball (they make loads more money) stay married till your thirty, then divorce his ass and take half his income and half his retirement. Bear him a child and get even more. Now, if that is what you would do then you are so shallow that an atom sized person couldn't drown! That or you really like money. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
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Shags, have I not taught you anything? Don't date athletes. Those guys get more pussy than a Tom cat. I have met a lot of attractive people that turn ugly the minute you get to know them. My last girl-friend was that way, hot as hell, money, then I figured out what a grade A bitch she was. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1964 |
lol @ MP5... If ya likes, go out with him already, no one says ya gots ta give it up. but mp5 is right. so with that in mind, make up your mind already. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3382 |
chesty....I don't date a guy for money....just personality and sex MP3....they are both nice...they just happen to be baseball players...I didn't seek out baseball players. But not to worry one leaves for spring training in a couple weeks, the other is very shy....and neither has gotten some from me | ||
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Freak
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Shy... I have played that angle before, makes you seem "nice" and then, BAM! Off comes the panties. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3382 |
MP5...I hope he doesn't wear panties!...I'm more partial to boxers...,he is shy in that he didn't ask me out till my old roomate (his buddy) told him I would go out with him if he asked, he thought I wouldn't. Silly boy.... [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 21, 2001).] | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2037 |
Ummmmm, I was refering to her panties. Even better, play shy and let your buddy hook you up! ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3382 |
"BAM..off with the panties"....I remember that....alas not recently......I don't wear panties...hehehe | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2037 |
I guess I could help you with that! Off with whatever, yummmmmmmm.------------------ |
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posted February 21, 2001 08:13 AM
