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 What Constitutes a Booty Call?
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Mutant   
Posts: 3320 |
ere's the dillio....the baseball player calls me last night. I just got home from lifting relaxing with my doggie and paying some bills, balancing the checkbook. He asks me if I want some company to help balance my check book. I was "chillin'" and really didn't fell like company, so I said no. My friend says that was a booty call. can you make a booty call even though you've never gotten the booty before? ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1010 |
Usually booty calls are made to girls that you've been with before and know you won't need to do extra work to get that booty. They are usually late at night after all other sources of ass have been exhausted. -TG | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1970 |
I concur w/ the ghost. If a guy goes out to a club, strikes out w/ the women there, then u get a page at 3 am, and he wants to come over (and you've allready had sex w/ him before)....then that's a booty call. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 575 |
yep, like a backup plan. A guarantee for action | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3320 |
Thats what I thought. Good  | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3171 |
While the other fellas are correct, I would assume he had more on his mind than helping you balance your checkbook, unless he's also your accountant. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3320 |
Yeah...like I could be that lucky sex and get my taxes done......in my dreams | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1938 |
I dont see shaggy becoming a booty call for any guy, cept me. hehehe  | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3320 |
Gilb...you sure you wanna take on the responsiblity of it being your duty to satify this booty.....although your preformance on the "yea baby" post was comendable...you may not be up for the skillz required in this endevour doll face | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3171 |
Yeah Gil, You don't have claws and fur and wear a dog collar... | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1938 |
I would die trying though, probably in the sights of your shotgun hu, lol. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1938 |
OH DOH! (@ TD) | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 49 |
I'd say you have to have a track record with himor be an established fuck friend... but then again I'm out of the booty call loop. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 212 |
Kinda sick to see a man asking those types of questions... |
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