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Olympian 
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Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump. Austin Powers: That's not mine! Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger...signed by Austin Powers. Austin Powers: I'm tellin you baby, that's not mine! Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers. Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby! Quartermaster Clerk: One book...."Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby!", by Austin Powers.     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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I am guessing that you ate the last box of Girl Scout cookies and this is the result? hehehe | ||
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Mutant   
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Gee, I wonder if Shagewell will respond to this post. | ||
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Mutant
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oh no you didn't...you are held completely responsible for this boy....I can't resist  "It's Doctor Evil actually. I didn't spend four years at Evil Medical School to be called Mister Evil thank you very much." | ||
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Mutant
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"It's - just a little prick! It's one thing to hurt me, it's another to hurt my mini-me." - Dr. Evil "I'm going to go get us some more champagne, Jungle Boy." - Vanessa the Fembot "How do you get into those pants, baby? | ||
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Olympian
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That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!! | ||
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Mutant
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" Mini Me stop humping the laser....Why don't you and the laser get a friggin' room, for God's sake!" -Dr. Evil | ||
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Olympian
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Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request...and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Ah, can you please remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here...what do we have? | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1923 |
Austin Powers: I think you're shagadelic, baby! You're switched on, you're smashing! | ||
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Mutant
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You know, I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin' laserbeams attached to their heads Austin, I am...your...father".(Austin-"really?)"No I can't Back that up. I was just Grasping at straws. I had no My Frickin mascot is stuck to the ceiling okay? Not good Papa not happy I'm going to put him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death | ||
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Olympian
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Austin Powers: Let me ask you a question, and be honest....Do I make you horny?! Randy?! | ||
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Olympian
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Vanessa Kensington: Always looking to have fun, Austin, that's you in a nutshell! Austin Powers: No, this is me in a nutshell! Help! I'm in a nutshell! | ||
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Olympian
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Vanessa Kensington: I would never have sex with you. Ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation...I still would not have sex with you. Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa? | ||
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Olympian
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Vanessa Kensington: Hey, isn't that the big dipper? Austin Powers: Yeah, and that looks just like Uranus! | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1923 |
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat! Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell? Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy.....cat!! | ||
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Olympian
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Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me! Austin Powers: I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn! Hahaha | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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AP:- It's a bit nutty ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Olympian
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Austin Powers: Au contrare, baby! I think you can't resist me! | ||
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Olympian
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Austin Powers: I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all! For shits and giggles! | ||
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Mutant
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Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers. What are you feedin him? Why don't you just kill him? No Scott I have an even better idea. I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. Why don't you just shoot him now? I mean I'll go get a gun we'll shoot him together, it'll be fun. Bang. Dead. Done. One more peep out of you and you are grounded mister, and I'm not joking. Alright lets begin. Dr. Evil, do you really expect them to pay? No Mr. Powers, I expect them to die. Even after they pay me the money I'm still going to melt every city on the planet with liquid hot magma. Release the sharks. Mr. Powers you'll notice that all the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads. I figure every creature deserves a warm meal. Dr. Evil, it's about the sharks. When you were frozen they were put on the endangered species list. We tried to get some but it would have taken months to clear up the red tape. You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cant be done. Ah can you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have? Sea Bass. Right. They are mutated see bass. Really. Are they ill tempered. Absolutely. Well that's a start...that's something. Alright guard. Begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism. Close the tank. Wait. Aren't you even gonna watch them? They could get away. No no no. I'm gonna leave them alone and not actually witness them dying I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What? I have a gun in my room. You give me five seconds ill get it, ill come back down here. Boom. Ill blow there brains out. Scott, you just don't get it do you. You don't. Its no hassle. Shh. But... Shh. I'm... Shh. All I'm say... Shh. There gonna get awa.. Shh. I... Shh. I'm just... Shh. We... Shh. Woul... Shh. Knock-Knock. Who's there? Shh. Look... Shh. Let me tell you a little story about a man named shh. Shh. Even before you start that was a preemptive shh. Just know that I have a whole bag of shh with your name on it. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1923 |
Austin Powers: Is it cold in here? | ||
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Mutant
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Gentlemen, the warhead is ours. Patch me through to the United Nations Security Secret Meeting Room. Gentlemen, my name is Dr. Evil. In a little while you will notice that the Kraplacistany warhead has gone missing. If you want it back you will have to pay me, one million dollars. Ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry, One Hundred Billion Dollars. Gentlemen, Silence. Now Mr. Evil... Dr. Evil. I didn't spend six year in evil medical school to be called Mr., thank you very much. It is the policy of the United Nations not to negotiate with terrorists. Really, So long. Gentlemen, In exactly five days we will be one hundred billion dollars richer. (Extremely Long Diabolical Laughter) | ||
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Olympian
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No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina. Austin Powers: Come again? Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina. Austin Powers: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind! | ||
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Olympian
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Scott: I like animals...maybe I'd be a vet! Dr. Evil: An *evil* vet? Scott: No! Maybe, like, work in a petting zoo. Dr. Evil: An *evil* petting zoo? Scott: You always do that!!! | ||
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Mutant
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"You're quasi-evil, you're semi-evil, you're the margerine of evil, you're the diet-coke of evil. Just one calorie! Not evil enough!" Dr. Evil talking to Scott Evil Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich I never forget a pussy... cat. Austin Powers: There are only two things in this world that scares me and one is nuclear war. | ||
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Mutant
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No, NO, we do not knaw on our kitty Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool. Alotta Fagina: Some sake, Mr. Cunningham? She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride Austin Powers: Only sailors use condoms, baby. Dr. Evil: There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away! Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. | ||
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Mutant
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Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me. Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that. Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily like his old man. Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please! Vanessa: That's you in a nutshell. Number Two: Dr. Evil... it's about the sharks. When you were frozen, they were put on the endangered species list. We tried to get some, but it would've taken months to clear up the red tape. Austin Powers: That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 209 |
This is like good sex. One of you'z has to come soon ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1923 |
shaggy got hers awhile ago, I went for 2 and gots mine... hehehe | ||
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Mutant
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Scott: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab! Dr. Evil: Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly. Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second. Dr. Evil: Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism! Dr. Evil: I like to see girls of that... caliber. [pause] By "caliber," of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... Two meanings... caliber... it's a homonym... Forget it. Austin Powers: Hey! There you are! Austin Powers: My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body... I bet she shags like a minx. Dr. Evil: Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two. Austin Powers: Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick! Austin Powers: Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming | ||
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Mutant
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and I'm spent | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1923 |
Austin Powers: C'mon baby! Work with me people, alright! Show me love! (camera clicks) Great Baby! Yeah! | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1923 |
Basil Expedition: The cold war is over! Austin Powers: Well! Finally those capitalistic pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh? Basil Expedition: Austin....we won. Austin Powers: Oh, groovy, smashing! Yea capitalism! and on my third one.... I can say I finally need a break... yea baby. | ||
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Mutant
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Gilb...your up for another round baby?...I always come out on top ...I can go untill the cows come home baby  ...you rest now[This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 20, 2001).] | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1923 |
hehehe,  | ||
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Mutant
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Dr Evil - Just The 2 Of Us Dr. Evil Just the 2 of us (repeat 2x) yeahhhhhh ahum ahum ahum From the moment I heard Frau I'd hope Scott Scott would think Just the two of us (repeat 10x) | ||
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Olympian
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hey... Im still resting. | ||
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Mutant
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my bad..... |
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posted February 20, 2001 12:53 PM