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How about them legs?... http://musclevideos.com/Scott/ ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 711 |
here is mine (_*_) ------------------ "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden | ||
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ohh yeah.....my day is starting out good... http://muscleweb.com/Phil/ | ||
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"But we thought you might want to see this mountain of muscles (255 lbs.) performing a long strip session in a luxurious suite with jacuzzi." ...hello..hello http://musclevideos.com/MikeMorris/ | ||
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Your a damn fine pervert. Keep up the good work. | ||
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my bad.....no pervets allowed here...I forgot....I just figured we need some nice guy pics on here...I apologize for offending your delicate nature Thick Dog | ||
Olympian Posts: 1938 |
watch out shaggy, your gonna work yourself into a frenzy... then what,... I know, youll have to rub one out there at your desk. bwahahahahaha!!!!!!! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 213 |
Shags is my hero this morning! I am going to go to that site and look for some bald men now....THANKS SHAGS! I hope Kinimom does not mind that I opened her gift's..hehehe | ||
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enjoy enjoy...bald men...ahhh...take a gander at my favorite one http://www.wrestlingmuseum.com/pages/bios/billgoldberg.html | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 213 |
He's a big one....Sexy as well! THERE IS NOTHING SEXIER THAN A BIG, MUSCLE MAN WITH A GREAT SHAPED BALD HEAD!GRRRRRRR! He's also a Capricorn- his birthday is two days after my own!Gotta love him! | ||
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He's very gggrrr Makes me ready to rumble | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 213 |
I bet he could "rastle" real fine! Hell...It would be fun just training him if he could not! This will make Kinimom smile.... | ||
Mutant Posts: 3320 |
hehehe...I love his little "mad dog" thang when he cracks his neck...is there a job as the oiler who just oils him up before a show? | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 213 |
HOLY SHIT....I said this same thing to someone not long ago..I WANT TO BE SHAWN RAY'S OIL GAL! Too damn funny that you mentioned that DREAM JOB! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 764 |
yummmm ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1025 |
Shagwell, I know Mike Morris personally and you can count on one hand the number of days a year he is in that kinda condition.
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Iron...I only need a couple of days And who cares??!!....I'll take him in less than perfect condition.... | ||
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IG....And aren't you the guy that said macrophage69alpha would never respond to my post(he did by the way).......whats the dilio...why you always trying to rain on my parade dear? | ||
Moderator Posts: 2796 |
Thanx Shaggy...I always appreciates fresh meat! LOL! ------------------ |
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