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 WHO'S HERE?????????????
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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I WANNA KNOW WHO'S HERE. IM SO BORED. CAN SOMEONE MAKE ME LAUGH FOR ALITTLE WHILE     | ||
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Mutant   
Posts: 3145 |
I could do you the honor of tickling your G-spot... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 134 |
No, I want some jokes.  | ||
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Mutant
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A guy goes into his doctor and asks for some birth control pills for his 10 year old daughter. "Your 10 year old daughter is sexually active?" asks the doctor. "No" says the man, "She pretty much just lies there like her mother." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 753 |
It's Saturday night - of course I'm here! -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 134 |
LOL eeeewwww thats so sick. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 654 |
hi there. thicky you can tickle my g-spot. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3145 |
Big Rick Rock walks into a bar and notices a big alligator sitting in the corner. He goes up to the bartender and asks why it is there. The bartender says "here, watch this." So the bartender goes over to the alligator, whips out his dick, tells the alligator to open it's mouth, then proceeds to stick his cock in the alligator's mouth for 10 straight minutes. Big Rick Rock looks at him in amazement and says "Wow." "Pretty impressive eh? Want to give it a try?" says the bartender. "I'm not sure" says Big Rick Rock, "I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 654 |
hahah | ||
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Moderator
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BRR and his wife had only been married for two weeks. BRR, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies, so he says to his wife: - "Preciosa, I'll be right back..." - "Where are you going Papi chulo...?" Asked his wife. - "I'm going to the bar, Mamasita. I'm going to have a beer." His wife says to him: -"You want a beer mi amor...? Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. Big Rick Rock doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is, -"Yes, mi mujer linda...but the bar...you know...the frozen glass..." He didn't finish the sentence, when the wife -"You want a frozen glass mi precioso...?" BRR, looking a bit pale, says: -"Yes, mi dulce, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK...?" -"You want hors d'oeuvres carino...?" -"But querida...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words and all that..." -"You want dirty words mi macho hombre...?" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 654 |
thick where do you live in fl? im coming to ft lauderdale for spring break, my uncle lives there. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 134 |
LMAO that was funny.thanx TD ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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I live in Boca. I party in Ft.Lauderdale all the time, in fact I put a large dent in the town's liquor supply last night... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 134 |
LOL JO, that was a good advise. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 654 |
oh thats cool..i went a few years ago on spring break. It was fun as hell and its so different compared to memphis. It was like a non-stop party. It'll be better this time because im alittle older now and will have more fun. When i flew in that night we went and ate on the beach and ive never seen so many hot ass's in my life, everyone was hot. It's alot different than the piggy's here in memphis. The people aren't as conservative either which is good. I can't wait..3 weeks away. | ||
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Mutant
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Big Rick Rock and Latin Diva are about to have sex for the first time on there wedding night. So they get ready and Big Rick Rock says "Gee honey, I don't know what to do." "You idiot", says Latin Diva, "You take that thing you play with and put it where I pee." So Big Rick Rock gets up and throws his bowling ball in the sink. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 134 |
TD, you are a very funny guy I'm LMAO. jajjaja | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1790 |
Hey babe, I'm home. I'm about to fix your signature in a sec. | ||
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Mutant
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Thanks Rick, but I don't have a signature... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1790 |
What the fuk??? | ||
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Mutant
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No thanks, I prefer to be signature-less. I appreciate the offer though. I'm about to go out and feed some nuts to a beaver... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 66 |
Who's the world's greatest athlete?
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 66 |
A fifth grade teacher draws a picture of a penis on a blackboard. She asks the class "What is this a picture of" Mike raises his hand and says "I know teacher, that's a penis..and you know what my father as two of 'em" The teacher befuddled, asks Johnny "how do you know he has 2 of them?" Mike replies " I've seen 'em... the small one he uses to pee and the large one he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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oh my god..that is fucking disgusting!! ahaaa | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3145 |
What's the worst thing about fucking a 5 year old? Getting the blood out of the clown suit.
Watching them squirm on the witness stand. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 66 |
What does a 1000 lb gerbil do for kicks? It shoves gay guys up its ass | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 66 |
Whoops,are gay or racial jokes acceptable? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 753 |
quote: 'Cause he's a mutant and you're just a goofy moderator. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 753 |
quote: Only until someone whines about them, hah! -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Olympian 
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LMFAO @ Thick Dog...hahahaha |
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