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 HAVOC, THICK, SUPERSIZE, AND THE REST OF YOU FLAMERS....
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Freak 
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I'd like to improve on my dissing skills so I am now proposing a flame-war thread if you all think you can hang. I shall begin, orginal material only: Havoc, you smell worse than the cunt of a dead anchovie rotting in the lower intestinal tract of a 3 legged mountain goat with gonareah. <sp> Thick, I heard you were banned from the nursing home when they found your tounge in the crusty anal cavity of a 98 year old mentally-handicapped paraplegic hermaphrodite infected with genital herpes. Supersizeme: You are of less value than the bacteria that live in the sweat in between Jabba The Hut's third testicle, and the last piece of ass you got was that from a partially decaying New Mexican buzzard lying in the middle of a steaming mountain of cow fertilizer (shit) BIAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!!!!!!!!! [This message has been edited by Frackal (edited February 17, 2001).]     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1306 |
Frackal sat home all night on a friday night to think of some "good" put downs for some guys on the internet that he's never met. What a dork. (how's that for a flame?) ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 156 |
can i join? so u wanna flame? but dont you know u dont have game.. frackal.. u like to tackle the tightends.. on the opposing team cause dont you know im so mean.. u stink like a pussy thats no longer pink.. u like to go flirt with the boys in the rink.. so if u wanna improve your skillz.. u should start by paying your billz.. cause we all know u dont get no thrillz... some might call me vanilla ice.. well thats better then fuckin mice...so all u flamers.. can you get any lamer... so why start this thread?... when u should really just go to bed.. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1306 |
That was pure genius mean freak! I like the last line! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2189 |
Actually I just got home from work sailor-slut. What are you doing home anyway? Shouldn't you be out guarding your corner?  [This message has been edited by Frackal (edited February 18, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 156 |
aww frackal u didnt respond to my post. just so u know bro its all in good fun. dont worry i will flame anyone. should i take a crack at sailor girl? | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1568 |
FUCK ALL OF YOU OUT OF SHAPE LOSERS WITH SHALLOW MINDS.ITS A WONDER YOU EVER GOT YOUR DICK WET.WHEN I THINK OF YOU GUYS I THINK OF YOU STICKING YOUR DICK IN THE DRIPPING BOWELS OF A SHE DOG.EITHER THAT OR YOUR NASTY BOIL INFECTED GIRLFRIENDS WHO SMELL LIKE A SHIT INFESTED TRAILER PARK.SPEAKING OF WHICH THE MAJORITY OF YOU POOR LOSERS LIVE IN.HAHAH ALL OF YOU WERE BORN POOR AND ALL OF YOU WILL DIE POOR.YOU HAVE NO WORK ETHIC.YOU DADDY LONG LEGS LOOKALIKE MOTHERFUCKERS.ELITE MY ASS.GO FUCK YOUR 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER AND TELL HER THE BEAST SAID SO.YOU UGLY CUMDUMPSTERING MORONS,I HOPE YOU KNOW YOUR DAD GETS MORE PUSSY THAN YOU DO.HAHAHA I BET ALL OF YOU HAVE THAT FAKE ASS RICKY MARTIN HAIRDOO WITH A TON OF GEL IN IT YOU LITTLE CRUSTY FUCKS.OR BETTER YET I BET YOU ALL HAVE A SHAVED HEAD.OOOH MY WHAT INDIVIDUALITY.WHAT ORIGINALITY.YOU CHEAP ASS ABERCROMBIE CLOTHES AND YOUR WASHED UP ATTITUDES.I BET YOU ALL LOVE WEARING KMART.HELL MOST OF YOU REPLIED THAT YOU DO.ABERCROMBIE IS KMART.CONTROLLED BY THE MEDIA,TELEVISION FED MORONS.GO WATCH YOUR IDIOTIC SPORTING EVENTS AND YOUR IGNORANT TELEVISION SHOWS.REALITY TV.HAHAHA MORE LIKE FANTASY VIEWER TV.ALL OF YOU LIVE IN IT.LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM,SLITTING YOUR THROAT FOR THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR,BEING A PAWN OF RELIGION,GOVERNMENT,SOCIETY,ANYTHING THAT GRIPS YOU.THE WEAK MINDED SUCH AS YOURSELVES SEARCH FOR THIS CONTROL.YOU NEED IT.IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH YOUR TOMBSTONE WILL BEAR AN INSCRIPTION,YOU WILL STILL BE AS MEANINGLESS TO THIS UNIVERSE AS TO WHEN YOU DWELLED UPON IT.GO AHEAD BREAK YOUR BACK TO ATTAIN WHAT YOU NEVER WILL MY LITTLE SHEEP.WHEN YOU GET THERE TELL THEM THE STEEL BEAST SENT YOU. I WIN.YOU LOSE.GIVE ME THE FUCKIN` PRIZE. ------------------
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Moderator
Posts: 2656 |
Frackal, I was using those lines when you were sitting in front of a 13 inch black and white TV watching Captain Kangaroo in your Underoos. Wussssup?! | ||
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Mutant  
Posts: 3541 |
(Havoc almost falls asleep of boredom reading the garbage above him but he somehow has enough energy to muster this) These are'nt flames, there ice cycles. I thought all of you would be on a bus heading to the "Championship Bingo Convention" that Frackal and his grandmother won last year as a tag team. Maybe I was wrong, you people must be scraping off your genital warts hoping the skank coming over will fall for "I was using a curling iron to give body to my pubes but I slipped on my dogs cum and burnt myself" excuse for why your cock looks like it was set on fire and put out with an ice pick. Where are you people heading? What are your goals? Your sad, you don't have the capabilites of being a Jerry's kid. Your lost, you have the nautical skills of Helen Keller at Sea. Deep down in my gut I feel for you, I really do but the other 99% of me thinks that David Hasselhoff has a better chance of a Platinum Album than you do at being a Professional paint sniffer. peace and love ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2189 |
Meanfreak: I just went to bed last night, to tired to respond with something clever. The rest of you turdbugglars, I'm too sick right now to wade through the mental garbage I see below my masterful spinning techniques with the english language but I shall be back maybe in a few days to destroy all of your pink-bunny-rabbit suit wearing, home-appliance molesting asses. [This message has been edited by Frackal (edited February 17, 2001).] | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3145 |
Although I'd rather watch paint dry than read the idiotic responses from the forementioned group from above (consisting of Faggal, Sailor-so who's face can I shove my pussy in this week-Girl, Havoc the Pedophile Pothead, THE ANAL BEAST, MeanOdoredSnatchFreak666, and Matt the San Fransisco art conassuier) I will say that this group has the net worth of a geometric equation composed by the Special Olympic shotputting champion [This message has been edited by Thick dog (edited February 17, 2001).] | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 20 |
THe only funny shit on this thread is havoc. The rest of you kids are terrible. And to the guy that rapped...you fucking suck balls. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2189 |
at least i'm not a manboob | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2189 |
True though, havoc is good. I'm sure he developed his skillz from years of being the donkey during the pin-the-tail-on birthday party games, last picked at kickball, the guy with the pocket protector-for-his-pocket-protector, the guy who always masturbated on the Little Yellow Bus to Ed the 400lb bus driver, etc.. That's why I'm trying to learn from the masterblaster here. He's the biggest flamer of them all... [This message has been edited by Frackal (edited February 18, 2001).] |
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