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Steelsoldier

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posted February 16, 2001 05:55 PM

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There was a girl you know from work, that can't be any older than 19, promises to phuck you right. Catch is she is a Go-Go dancer and looks like she might be high mileage. I asked the Captain to join me, so i wouldn't feel so bad..he declined so i'm gonna ask Slick. Would you or wouldn't you? I've been with dancers, but none so straight foward. The only thing i could think of is tying her by her neck from a tree in my back yard and use her as a human pinyada, i don't think she realizes sex doesn't turn me on...just giving my partner a high dose of punishment.

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Steelsoldier

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posted February 16, 2001 06:00 PM

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Captain!!!!

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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 16, 2001 06:02 PM

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lovely!
the fact that it's red and resembles blood, well, it becomes you, SS


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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 16, 2001 06:04 PM

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PS SS, but, do you like being punished?


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Steelsoldier

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posted February 16, 2001 06:05 PM

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I don't wanna hang out with chicks whose pussies have 111,000 miles on them.

Thanks but no thanks...i like my pecker without bumps and scabies on it!

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Cleaner

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posted February 16, 2001 06:05 PM

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Tell her maybe she'll go for it.


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Steelsoldier

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posted February 16, 2001 06:07 PM

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Lisa, i would like for you to punish me! What kind of man can't take a good whoopin? (Saying while cock in hand thinking of Lisa)
Thanks again Canadian sweetness!!

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Captain_insano

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posted February 16, 2001 06:13 PM

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that post about the 111,000 was mine.

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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 16, 2001 06:14 PM

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Any man can take a whoopin, but, only a REAL man can handle it and beg for more


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Steelsoldier

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posted February 16, 2001 06:14 PM

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Yhea, i know forget my code you shit stain!!

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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 16, 2001 06:17 PM

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SS=Capt.?
Who is Roy Fury and who is Rob Fury?


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Steelsoldier

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posted February 16, 2001 06:19 PM

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Lisa, if you actually saw me you would see i a big boy who is built to last(5.11 250 0r so 8 inches of uncut meat, the Captain has seen it). Wow this is weird i need to start to arguing with you now Lisa

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Steelsoldier

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posted February 16, 2001 06:21 PM

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Captain is one of my best friends Lisa, he lives two towns over. So if you see us answer eachothers topics often that is why!!

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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 16, 2001 06:24 PM

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I know what we can argue about now, who's gonna whoop who first Since you're bigger and stronger then me, I guess I lose
This is strange


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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 16, 2001 06:25 PM

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you got email


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Steelsoldier

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posted February 16, 2001 06:30 PM

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I have mail Lisa?

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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 16, 2001 06:31 PM

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o my god..I just realized, SS likes to ANALize females!!


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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 16, 2001 06:31 PM

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well, ya


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Steelsoldier

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posted February 16, 2001 06:40 PM

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Lisa, you got mail.

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Steelsoldier

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posted February 16, 2001 06:59 PM

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Well i'm off to work Captain have fun tonight! Lisa write me back talk to ya soon...goodnight

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MP5

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posted February 16, 2001 07:04 PM

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I would do it, fuck it. Wear a glove, 1 dick is actually 1 more than I prefer, but that is unrealistic. She might be a goodtime, ask her if she has ever had an STD. i am sure she would tell you if she is open enough to tell you she wants your dick.

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crazyted80

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posted February 16, 2001 07:15 PM

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That had to be the stupidest thing you have ever said right?


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posted February 16, 2001 07:29 PM

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Could be stupid of me, but nothing wrongg with hot, slutty chicks!

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crazyted80

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posted February 16, 2001 08:02 PM

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You are a fucking idiot yesss


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Wynn

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posted February 16, 2001 08:19 PM

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If I was severely attracted to her I'd try it. The problem is just like any other workplace: if it doesn't work out, you'd still see them every day.


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blackhaus1

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posted February 17, 2001 02:33 AM

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SS,
I think you gave yourself the answer when you said "I don't want my dick with scabbies on it." Enuff said.

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MeaNFReaK666

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posted February 17, 2001 02:38 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Steelsoldier:
Lisa, if you actually saw me you would see i a big boy who is built to last(5.11 250 0r so 8 inches of uncut meat, the Captain has seen it).

eewwwwwwww uncut meat.. ewww sorry but ewwww


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~*~OneKikAssWoman~*~

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posted February 17, 2001 07:03 AM

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With SS's attitude, do ya really think he cares if he has to see her everyday if things didn't workout? Besides, if he goes with her, and brings Slick, I'm positive he'll make sure he has a good time.....
Ya don't have to stick ur dick in her, make her do you.......torture her too, if that's what gets ya off


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kat

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posted February 17, 2001 09:59 AM

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Beleive me Lisa, SS and Cappy arent the same...SS looks like big Bucks twin, and we all know what Cappy looks like.

Glad to know y'all are being nice now.


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