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Mutant   
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If you had to be straight and be with a woman....who would you pick? My one gay friend said he would be with Madonna.... ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Moderator
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ah, the old "what bitch we'd switch" for question. Selma! Selma! Selma! she is soooo fine. | ||
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Mutant
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JohnnyO....you and MP5 like Thelma.....is it the face, the body, her exotic look, all of the above? [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 16, 2001).] | ||
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Moderator
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I like the face, and the skin. She has a small waist too, you could throw her on top and bounce her up and and down. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3135 |
MP-5 is gay? I always suspected, lol... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3230 |
JohnnyO..lol....so what about that Alley McBeal chick...she doesn't even have a waist... | ||
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Moderator
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Oh GOD i HATE that Callista or whatever her name is? Have you looked at her mouth? She looks like the unholy spawn of Twiggy and The Joker. | ||
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Freak
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I am a gay woman. Selma? Watch from dusk till dawn, that dancing scene of her's still gets to me. Her dark skin, killer body and I saw her on a on a late night talk show once and she had a great personality. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3230 |
I don't see the attraction with her either... Thick...MP5 isn't gay...sorry hon | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 455 |
You mean after Youself, right Shags? In that case, Elizabeth Hurley. Definitely. She just oozes sex! [This message has been edited by latona (edited February 16, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Elizabeth Hurley is beautiful but I couldn't handle the attitude. I like Madonna's music but our personalities would be oil and water. I couldn't even consider Ally, or Anne Hecht or any of the anorexic sticks fashion portrays as "beautiful" these days. I'd want someone with some more meat on the bone + a great personality. Maybe Catherine Zeta Jones in Zorro or Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. | ||
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Olympian 
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Without a doubt, I'd switch for Nicole Kidman! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
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Selma Hayek is delightful. In dogma she's fucking fine as hell too. She's on my top 10 no doubt |
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