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latona

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posted February 15, 2001 06:00 PM

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Shagalicious!

Where is the following quote in your signature from:

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

It's hilarious!


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Big Buck

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posted February 15, 2001 06:03 PM

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are u asking where it's from? It's from Austin Powers 2, the Spy who Shagged me.

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latona

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posted February 15, 2001 06:07 PM

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thanks. I only saw the first one. I heard the second wasn't so funny, but that quote is fantastic.


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Big Buck

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posted February 15, 2001 06:09 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by latona:
thanks. I only saw the first one. I heard the second wasn't so funny, but that quote is fantastic.

The second one wasn't as good as the first, you're not missing anything....

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Badkins21

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posted February 16, 2001 03:14 AM

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I liked the 2nd one...

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GIG 'EM, Badkins21
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Si|vio

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posted February 16, 2001 03:39 AM

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It was not in Austin Powers 2, it was in the first one.

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 16, 2001 10:38 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Big Buck:
The second one wasn't as good as the first, you're not missing anything....

pardon?!...far be it from me to compare 2 great cinematic productions to decide the superiority or inferiority...thats like comparing Curry to Russel Crow...to close to call....however, I must assume you are still suffering from some sort of tramatic blow to the head when you state "you didn't miss anything"........Bucky...do you need some medical assistance

Latona....thank you dear...its nice to meet another with exceptional tastes

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"How can one respond to such unabashed adulation? While I certainly appreciate it, it does seem quite undeserved. Obviously Ranger has, through his sheer eloquence and bravado, created an impression of me that cannot be lived up to. In the face of such, I must withdraw. Peace" ---MACRPPHAGE69ALPHA

The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.


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