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Topic: AGENT SHAGWELL
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Posts: 441 From: Registered: Nov 2000
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posted February 15, 2001 06:00 PM |
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Shagalicious!Where is the following quote in your signature from: quote: The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
It's hilarious!
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Posts: 1910 From:Diego, Cali Registered: May 2000
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posted February 15, 2001 06:03 PM |
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are u asking where it's from? It's from Austin Powers 2, the Spy who Shagged me.------------------ The difference between a successful person and others, is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will. HAVE THE WILL
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posted February 15, 2001 06:07 PM |
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thanks. I only saw the first one. I heard the second wasn't so funny, but that quote is fantastic.
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Posts: 1910 From:Diego, Cali Registered: May 2000
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posted February 15, 2001 06:09 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by latona: thanks. I only saw the first one. I heard the second wasn't so funny, but that quote is fantastic.
The second one wasn't as good as the first, you're not missing anything.... ------------------ The difference between a successful person and others, is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will. HAVE THE WILL
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Posts: 1587 From:TEXAS!!! A&M!!! AMERICA!!! Registered: Jul 2000
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posted February 16, 2001 03:14 AM |
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I liked the 2nd one...------------------ GIG 'EM, Badkins21 [email protected] For a glimpse into my life, click here: BLAIR'S WORLD!! "It's just me against the world..." --2Pac
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Posts: 708 From:... Registered: Sep 2000
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posted February 16, 2001 03:39 AM |
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It was not in Austin Powers 2, it was in the first one.------------------ "BITCH! You can't do this to me!" Silvio "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Tyler Durden
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Posts: 3204 From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL Registered: Aug 2000
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posted February 16, 2001 10:38 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Big Buck: The second one wasn't as good as the first, you're not missing anything....
pardon?!...far be it from me to compare 2 great cinematic productions to decide the superiority or inferiority...thats like comparing Curry to Russel Crow...to close to call....however, I must assume you are still suffering from some sort of tramatic blow to the head when you state "you didn't miss anything"........Bucky...do you need some medical assistance  Latona....thank you dear...its nice to meet another with exceptional tastes  ------------------ "How can one respond to such unabashed adulation? While I certainly appreciate it, it does seem quite undeserved. Obviously Ranger has, through his sheer eloquence and bravado, created an impression of me that cannot be lived up to. In the face of such, I must withdraw. Peace" ---MACRPPHAGE69ALPHA The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
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