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Mutant   
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Whats the deal with urinal cakes?...I mean what are you guys drinking that riskes clogging up the drain.... ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.     | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3246 |
They are for the smell. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3196 |
don't you guys flush? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 197 |
Yes, Wodin is correct! Ask him how he knew that. He'd been using them as breath mints for year's until the bathroom attendant corrected his mistake.... YOU KNOW I LOVE YA WOODY! | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3196 |
We don't get any cake in our bath rooms....will this sexual discrmination ever end???!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
u dont get cakes cause chicks dont piss standing up. they are urinal cakes. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3246 |
It's all good girl, you owe me a blow Job for that. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 283 |
I don't want to know what a urinal cake is....I can tell you, however, a few ppl on here eat them...apparantly they're a delicasy | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3120 |
Urinal cakes? I though they were anal plugs... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 197 |
Originally posted by WODIN: It's all good girl, you owe me a blow Job for that. ---------------------------------- I'll bring the Altoids... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3196 |
Another question...as I've only been in the men's bathroom a couple times.....do any guys wash their hands?...if not would you be considered...hhhmmmm....strange...if you did? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2382 |
Yeap I wash for at least 20 second with soap. Themzzz breath mints - kills the germs on the back of your tongue. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3246 |
 Altoids!!! | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3196 |
question 3: Do you stike up conversations there? and if so would "hows it hanging", be a no-no? | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3120 |
I usually find myself commenting on how deep the water is... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3246 |
Shaggs, what were you doing IN the mens room in the first place? And Conversation is just a no-no. As the line goes...."Dude there is a time and a place to tell someone they are huge, and this aint it." ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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nevermind that wodin...just answer the question! | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3246 |
I wash before I touch my dick. Now answer mine. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3196 |
before?...what about after?..... | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3246 |
What do you mean after? Where you gettin freaky in the mens room? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 283 |
Shag was putting icing on the cakes | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3196 |
With all those urinal cakes in there....no way.... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 319 |
Hehe This sounds like a Seinfeld gag. "Urinal cakes, now what is up with these things?" Just the fact they're called "cakes" is disturbing enough. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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quote: speak for yourself.....I don't sit on those seats...women are dirty! But anyhow, how does where you are standing up or sitting down make a difference...urine smells like urine does it not? [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 15, 2001).] | ||
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Olympian 
Posts: 1863 |
shaggy, is this how you act.... when ur not get'n laid? hehehe  | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 27 |
Weird thought about the urinal cakes. It is someone's job to go out and promote and sale their cakes over the competitors. I guess there are worse jobs than mine out there. That's gotta be how you get the ladies too. What do I do? Oh, I sale urinal cakes for a living! Hey, where are you going??? -- | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3196 |
quote: yeppers Crazy1...at least he would smell good [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 15, 2001).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
quote: have u seen a urinal? there is a difference between a urinal and a Camode.. a comodes is on the ground has a lil tank and a lil bowl full of water.. a urinal.. hangs on a wall and u piss in it with ur penis... i think that makes a difference.. urine does smell like urine.. but urine usually doesnt smell all that bad when u piss in water... and a urinal... is usually running on the wet/dry system... meanint it is semi dry until you flush.. and a flush is really just like a lil waterfall... so it MAKES A DIFFERENCE.. go in a mens room and check it out! |
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posted February 15, 2001 12:19 PM
