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Mutant   
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I really don't have anything to say so someone get the ball rolling...    | ||
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Olympian 
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td's look'n look'n for some roll'n balls. hed like them in his mouth.  | ||
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Mutant
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I wish I was part of NSync and Backstreet boys at the same time. {starts to sing} it aint no lie baby bye bye bye. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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Mine are planted firmly on your chin, Gil. | ||
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Mutant
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If you put your mind to it, the world is yours Havoc. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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ok, well Tuesday some little Army ROTC dipshit looking freshman dropped a 30lb dumbell on my toe...It was way too much weight for him, but because he weighed about 120lbs and it was an accident I just cussed it off...This morning he comes up to me in the middle of Barbell rows and tries to talk to me and appoligize, I told him to wait till I was done but I guess he was deaf... So I dropped the bar on his toe and said oopps I'm sorry next time please don't stand in front of me and wait till I'm done with my set | ||
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Cool Novice 
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I think my Dad is trying to boot my ass out of our business. The company would not be here if it weren't for me. Just because we are a little slow right now he is freaking out. Jesus Christ, he is the one who just built his house and has an outrageous mortgage, NOT MY FAULT! I get a phone call this morning, him saying, "well if it doesn't pick up in the next month I can do this myself and you can help your husband with his business." Who the hell says my husband needs my help or if I want to do that. I sleep with the man, I don't need to work with him too. Man, what am I gonna do. The intrest rates better go lower so my bus. can pick up. This is the reason why you should not work with family. [This message has been edited by kartchick83 (edited February 15, 2001).] | ||
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Mutant
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Thick Dog asked me this once: He said "havoc if there were some nuts on the wall would those be walnuts?" I said "yes TD" he said "if there were some nuts on my chest would those be chest nuts?" I said "yes TD", he then asked "if I had nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts?" I said "no TD you would have Wodin's cock in your mouth" ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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I hear you TexasCollegeGuy, The only time I want to be interupted in the middle of a set is for a lesbian threesome. | ||
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Olympian
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SOMETIMES I EAT IN FRONT OF MY NAKED GIRLFRIEND AND SAY THINGS LIKE WHY CANT YOU JUST GLUE YOUR PANTIES TO YOUR SNATCH.OR MAYBE I SAY I WANT TO PUT A HOLE IN ALL YOUR PANTIES.THEN I GET NAKED AND CLIMB THE TREE IN MY FRONT YARD.ON THE WAY UP I WILL RUB MY BALLS ON THE BARK.SOMETIMES I LIKE TO WATCH MY DOG TAKE A SHIT ON MY NEIGHBORS LAWN.SOMETIMES I JOIN HIM FOR A MORNING SHIT.I THINK HE GET EMBARRASED THOUGH BECAUSE WHEN I PLOP DOWN BESIDE HIM HE TURNS HIS HEAD FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND WADDLES WITH HIS BACK HUNCHED OVER DROPPING LITTLE TURDS LIKE AN A-10 CLUSTER BOMB.I LIKE PANCAKES! ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I had sex for 5 hours yesterday before i came. i love ssri's | ||
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Mutant
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Well Kartchick, sometimes business owner's act in strange ways wehn business is slow, it's sucks that it happens to be family, but just try and roll with the punches... STEAL BEAST- PERHAPS YOU COULD INVEST IN SOME EDIBLE UNDERWEAR, ALTHOUGH I'VE YET TO GIVE THEM A TEST DRIVE, I HEAR GOOD THINGS... Havoc- Lick my balls... | ||
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Mutant
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Puc, your going to puncture that blow-up doll at that rate... | ||
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Olympian
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I dont think the EQ is do'n anything for me. | ||
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Olympian
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I WOULD LIKE TO CUT A SNATCH OFF AND BAKE IT 350 DEGRESS WITH A LEMON SAUCE. ------------------
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Cool Novice
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My comapny sponsors my racecar, if my Dad in fact does kick me out i'm just gonna slam into the wall more often and really make him pay.  | ||
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Mutant
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What ever happen to the Man from LaMancha....? | ||
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Mutant
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Gil, perhaps you should switch to deca.. BEAST, YOU MAY NOT WANT TO GO OVER 300 DEGREES, DUE TO LOSS OF MOISTURE, AND ADD SOME GARLIC... | ||
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Mutant
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Kartchick, just be carful in the process... Shagwell, don't know what the hell your talking about, so I can't help you... | ||
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Mutant
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I am offended Havoc, I would never put my dick in a mouth that stank as bad as slicks crotch. Gold dust dripping all over the place with these two. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
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Im gonna get a new tat next month, either a tribal dragon between my shoulder blades, or a tribal native american indian pattern I drew with my 3 totem spirits in it around my lft arm, between the bicep and delts. [This message has been edited by Gilbyag (edited February 15, 2001).] | ||
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Mutant
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Sorry Wodin, my bad. STEEL-your in one of those moods again. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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You know the Man of LaMancha...he's that Spanaird that goes insane and starts picking fights with windmills and shit...what became of that fellow? | ||
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Mutant
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Wodin, I hope you will remeber me in your will... Gil, a target sign on your ass would be more appropriate... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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If I listen long enough to you, I'd find a way, to believe that it's all true.....knowing, that you lied, straight faced, while I cried.....still I look to find a reson to believe.....someone like you, makes it hard to live without, somebody else......someone like you, makes it easier to live, and never think bout myself.... | ||
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Mutant
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I don't know Shagwell, but hopefully he's behind bars... | ||
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Olympian
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thats Don Quixote... was he also know as the Man of LaMancha??? TD, my ass checks feel like targets, eq shots 3 times a week are start'n to suck. | ||
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Cool Novice
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SOMEONE LIKE YOU.....(SINGING OUT LOUD) now i'll never get that song out of my head today Thanks! | ||
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Mutant
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Onekickass.....please...stop....I"ve seen some offensive shit on this here board...but thats going way too far....EEEWWWW! | ||
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Mutant
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Kickass, I did'nt lie straight faced, I had a little bit of a smirk on... Gil, mix in some test in those darts... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I was fucking thicks mom, but the blow up doll was way tighter. come to think of it, a jar of mayo is tighter. | ||
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Mutant
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TD, I'll leave you the bulk of my estate. The man of Lamancha, Don Quiote...he went totally wacko and just road off looking for his love, Dulcinea. (There's about 8 hours of my life wasted.) ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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Puc, she has been complaining of not being satisfied lately... I appreciate the offer Wodin, put I already have a shopping cart... | ||
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Olympian
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dont forget the sock TD, he does have the one sock he always push's around in that cart... (damn good show TD, that was quit witty) | ||
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Mutant
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WOdin...ahhh yeah...its all comming back to me know....there were some wicked good fight scenes with him and those windmills.... [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 15, 2001).] | ||
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Mutant
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TD, you can't have the sock. That goes to Rotten. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
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that would be "the sock" right woodin, the one with the 14' turd you laid, right? or were you forced to have that for dinner. | ||
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Mutant
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Come on Gil, don't be calling Wodin "Woodin". You know he can't get wood anyomre... | ||
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Olympian
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I cooked lobster, snow crab, boiled shrimp, and shrip scampi for dinner last night. Had a few bottles of wine with it. The girlfriend passed out before I could get any. | ||
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Mutant
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That almost sounds like a Thick Dog impersonation, Rotten... | ||
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Olympian
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a few bottels, you have the shitz this am dont ya... | ||
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Olympian
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IF this keeps up, I'm turning gay. Do you swallow Thick? | ||
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Mutant
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Nah, I'd be a spitter. Talk to Gil, he's a gargler... | ||
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Mutant
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Gil there are no turds in my sock. You and your feltching fantasies will have to go elsewhere. Plus I'm no longer leaving you that soiled condom you keep asking for. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
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true stoyr here, in high school I had a friend who managed to lay turds long enough to stick out of the toilet. he said the secret was to stand up slowly upon its exit. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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kartchick, sing with me now..... SOMEONE LIKE YOU........ | ||
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Mutant
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Gilby...is this how you act the day after getting laid? | ||
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Olympian
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whatever do you mean shaggy... I get laid evernight, or at least a bj. | ||
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Mutant
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Remember Shags, Gil coaches a Little League team... | ||
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Mutant
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thick...your approaching being on fire...almost hot like fire...curry would be proud Gil...you just seem to be rather....hhmmm...how do I explain....i don't know....nevermind.... | ||
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Mutant
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Thick trades memebers of his scout troop to Gil on the weekends just to mix things up. | ||
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Olympian
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I ate a Brownie once to become a Boy Scout. | ||
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Mutant
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Wodin's picture is hanging in every Boy's Club around the country with the enscription: DO NOT ACCEPT TOY HANDCUFFS OR FRUIT FROM THIS MAN | ||
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Mutant
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Rotten....I thought I knew you form somewhere....I just didn't remember...now I do...you don't deserve to be a boy scout...give me back that badge! Thick....this post...its worthless! [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 15, 2001).] | ||
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Mutant
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Thick those are pics of your daddy! Don't remember those times he tied you up in the basement do you? ------------------ |
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