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The Shadow

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1312
From:Georgia
Registered: Oct 2000

posted February 15, 2001 08:55 AM

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I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.

I like fast cars, big boobs, loud Harley Davidson's & big cigars. If the
Arabs don't want to sell it at a fair price...Annex it...we found it in the
first damn place. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not
some mid level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to
give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in touch with my
feelings and I like it that way, dammit. I believe no one ever died because
of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think owning a
gun doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a
reason. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't
celebrate Kwanzaa. I am tired of what a few want, being forced on the many. I
believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I think Martha Stewart must die. I don't use the excuse "it's for the
children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I want to know when
MTV became such crap and when they're going to start playing videos again. I
still have records. I think Oprah's eyes are way too far apart. I didn't
think the Taco Bell dog was funny. I think
fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think that at a public event,
if you do not want to stand for the playing of The American Anthem, you
should be given a one way ticket out of here. If you enter this country on a
foreign passport, you must surrender it until you are ready to leave. You
will not be allowed to leave until a check is run on you.I'm sick of
Christmas coming earlier and earlier every damn year. I thinkthat being a
student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite, or fat-free
on the package. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or
gods any time they want...just leave the rest of us out of it. My heroes are
John Wayne, the service men & women in our country, and whoever canceled Dr.
Quinn, Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity thepoor. I know
wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global
warming is crap. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned
any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up
already. Rocky and Bullwinkle still make me laugh. I want to know which
church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. And who pays for
his trips to stir up racism all over the country. I think the silent majority
better start being heard! I think explosions are cool. If you spill coffee on
your lap at a drive thru, tuff shit. I think the cops have every right to
shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I worry about dying before
I get even. I hate those bastards
standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me
into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets. I
enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better. I believe
that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent. Two are
even better. I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but
please don't pretend they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was a
genius. Politically correct is an oxymoron. I don't give a damn if the
professional sports team leaves town or not. I'm neither angry nor
disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like
the world to believe otherwise. The only end to any problem you have is
you.... not the Federal Government. I'll drive 70+ and pay for my gas...you
can drive 55 and save your cash If any thing in here offends you... call a
Democrat...the law doesn't pertain to them anyway. God is my co-pilot, so
don't you try to tell me which way to go.

If this makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American.


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havoc

Mutant

Posts: 3530
From:The 27th Century, USAtiva
Registered: Jul 2000

posted February 15, 2001 08:59 AM

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Was herb mentioned once? No!

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THE STEEL BEAST

Olympian

Posts: 1552
From:BORN IN A CAVE IN GERMANY AND RAISED BY A SHE WOLF.
Registered: Apr 2000

posted February 15, 2001 09:02 AM

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I COULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT.IT SURE IS THE WAY I FEEL

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YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS.


IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER


WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.


TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.


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Cleaner

Freak

Posts: 2382
From:St.Louis
Registered: Mar 2000

posted February 15, 2001 09:22 AM

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Thats whats I like.


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Dread Lord Good Guy

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 653
From:Austin, Texas
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 15, 2001 09:34 AM

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my penis is my co piolt
or however u spell those silly words,,


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WODIN

Mutant

Posts: 3246
From:Look Behind You!!!
Registered: Aug 2000

posted February 15, 2001 09:40 AM

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Where's the herb reference huh? Havoc has a point dammit.

If I want to get my buzz through a bong and you want to get yours through a bottle so fucking what!

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Crazy1

Cool Novice

Posts: 27
From:Mesa, AZ USA
Registered: Feb 2001

posted February 15, 2001 09:42 AM

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Couldn't have said it better myself. Especially the Jesse Jackson part.
Good post.


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Reptar

Cool Novice

Posts: 17
From:The State of Misery (not AZ)
Registered: Jan 2001

posted February 15, 2001 09:52 AM

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Yeah, herb's were not mentioned...Colonal Sanders should be forced to reveal his secret!

BTW-some good points here!

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NOW...back to the Zoo I go!


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kartchick83

Cool Novice

Posts: 36
From:the other side of the tracks
Registered: Feb 2001

posted February 15, 2001 10:07 AM

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Hell, I don't think this makes you a bad American you are an American with "balls" say what you mean and mean what you say, that's what I'm screamin'.


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TxCollegeguy

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 773
From:
Registered: Jan 2000

posted February 15, 2001 10:08 AM

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Bravo...Bravo...

No only if the Rest of America would Chill the fuck out and let people be the way they want to be without hurting everyone else.


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CrazyThug

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 86
From:on da streets slangin thangs (da 30349)
Registered: Feb 2001

posted February 15, 2001 05:58 PM

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I had a dream last night I ran over some guy riding his bike and then drove into a parked car.

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Trapped in hell on earth


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Engine9

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 66
From:Chicago Burbs
Registered: Nov 2000

posted February 15, 2001 06:23 PM

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That was awesome.


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sxjunky

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 316
From:red light district
Registered: Dec 2000

posted February 15, 2001 08:42 PM

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can I get the cliff notes on that one please?


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MeaNFReaK666

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 139
From:
Registered: Jan 2001

posted February 15, 2001 10:54 PM

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there should be more "bad" americans like you.. and mary jane should be legal.. for ummm my GLAUCOMA.. or however the hell u spell it...


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MattTheSkywalker

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Posts: 2644
From:Atlanta GA
Registered: Jan 2000

posted February 16, 2001 12:25 AM

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Yep.


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Valdez

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1251
From:wa
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 16, 2001 01:06 AM

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"and whoever canceled Dr.
Quinn, Medicine Woman"

hahahahahahahahaha!!!


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mrbill

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 216
From:
Registered: Jun 2000

posted February 16, 2001 03:25 AM

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I couldn't agree more...although I have to admit I like the sport bikes more than the harleys.

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