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 Impersonate an Elite fitness member HERE. (Page 2)
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Mutant   
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Frackal I'm 40 you lil bitch!  LMAO!!!     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Frackal: I�m DavidBroadway69 and i�m a loser. Capt.Insano: I�ve been gang banged by aliens! MattTheskywalker: Did i ever say i�m the smartest guy in this board? Yes i�m, i swear!!! Chesty: I�m a nasty ignorant redneck... Whoever has more than 15000posts: I don�t have a life... | ||
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Olympian 
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The Varnsen-I like to talk shit all the time but i have no interest in training or fitness. I am soley here to reach 15000 posts! Silvo- What do you mean i have a french accent? i'm Italin... El ass-o wipe-o- Is there a god or not? what's your view? eat two bags of shit a call me in the morning. Big Buck- Wwwwuuuuuusssssssuuuuuuupppppp!! Sailor girl- ok Buck i am going to bend over and you fill me full of lead. tee hee. Bikini Mom- Have you seen my website? it's www.Bikinimom.com. I live in jersey and i have four daughters and a hubby! SlickMick- i am white trash eating boiled peanuts and watched the Daytona 500 from the rented van with a homemade bathroom made of a pickle jar. MADBOMBER- Some bitch ripped me off on E-bay...what a scumbag. her aol account is [email protected] yeah...i have a cock rash. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Captain_insano (edited February 16, 2001).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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lol@Capt. Ya know Capt., it's all in fun what I said  | ||
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Olympian
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quote: i know. ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
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MP5...I never said my band was better than anyone elses...EVER. Moderator....Ive gotten over wanting to kill her...I am now resigned to her existance Matt..you're just fucking mean... I will not stoop to the level of insulting other people. | ||
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Olympian
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quote: Sweetheart...it's all in good fun. it means nothing! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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quote: Now that is some funny shit!!!! | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3320 |
Puc....(penguin pic) It will haunt me till the day it returns to your sig puccy | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1283 |
slack3r - i like to hit on girls on AOL. Varn - I can't relax because of spork crammed in my ass. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Supersize, FYI deca and I are no longer seeing each other and he didn't threaten anyone, I think he was just offended at the people that said they wanted "to fuck the shit out of me." Thats not exactly respectful. This is still the funniest post ever...I'm LMAO... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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ugh-oh. I've been left out  ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
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Frackal and Skywalker, LOL, funny shit ------------------ | ||
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Freak
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Blackhaus: I want MP5 to wax me. I have dreams about it and wake up all horny. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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SAILORGIRL: I only slept with 7 guys, that's not a lot, besides I am only 17. So stop calling me a slut because I am not. | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1687 |
Harmonic---check out my arm/leg/lat/delt pics, right now I'm 280lbs @ 40% BF, but you could never tell that because I don't post full body pics. Pretty soon I will be 230lbs @ 4% BF, I've lost 40lbs this week, my pics will be coming, I promise not that any of you care, and an could someone tell me how to post a pic??? I've only done it 900 times, but I forgot, Oh and if any of you bitches flame me, I will post your credit history, better recognize.------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 771 |
I like how I'm not cool enough to be impersonated. Thanks. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Mutant
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Warik...."By the power of greyskull...I'll....umm.....be very powerful" (as mentioned above, impersonations aren't my baby sweety,....but you are too "cool" to me left out [This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited February 16, 2001).] | ||
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Olympian
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WARIK:SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS........OH AND THE REASON WHY NO ONE HAS IMPERSONATED ME IS BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A PEROSNAILTY.YOULL NEVER SEE ANOTHER BAD GUY LIKE ME. ------------------
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Olympian
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WARIK:SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS........OH AND THE REASON WHY NO ONE HAS IMPERSONATED ME IS BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A PEROSNAILTY.YOULL NEVER SEE ANOTHER BAD GUY LIKE ME. OH BY THE WAY I ALSO ANOTHER REASON IS THAT I AM HEAD OF THE MIAMI-PERU DRUG CARTEL. ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: yay! I've been impersonated! I have gone through the trouble of preparing a reward for you. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: Dude, my personality is that I am a good-looking law-abiding citizen who never leaves his house, does well in school, handles his money effectively, is obsessed with He-Man & The Masters of the Universe, and is constantly harassed by JohnnyO and May1010 with their gay jokes. My personality kicks ass. And I am in no way affiliated with the sale of illegal substances. How dare you! I hope you like fishes... -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Olympian
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blackhaus- i am so hot, you should vote for me on my hot chick website. s.g. - who wants to flirt with me endlessly this week?
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Mutant
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Warik: "I wish Teela had an ass like Skeletor" | ||
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Freak
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Bomber, that was funny! Djane, and Bikini mom: Look at my new dildo, I will call him "MP5", I know it is big but I can handle it. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fitnes1: ugh-oh. I've been left out How can we make fun of perfection? | ||
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Mutant
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Warik....I luv rewards...alas I'm at work brotha...so I'll have to go online at home to listen | ||
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Moderator
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Wwo you hateful cunts have posted over 100 times on this thread!! a lot of eanger on this board. | ||
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Moderator
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PS: ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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never can go wrong with some good old rage against the machine. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: Forget Teela. The Sorceress is a hotty. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Sailor Girl: I haven�t been fucked in all holes yet... Steel Beast. I spend 12 hours per day in this board... bikinimom: i can�t spell but look at my pics!
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote:
Thank you! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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My pleasure, sweetie. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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madbomber- YES I HAVE ONE NUT AND IM PROUD! puc- i suck dick for crack. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Madbomber: I was selfish & moved away from the girl I love to benefit me and now I'm gonna whine about it all day. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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slack3r -- I have never kissed a girl. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 212 |
none of me!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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puc- i like to jack off to 13 year old russian boys fucking each other in the sphincter. | ||
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Olympian
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quote: YES!!! So when are you coming down to hang out with Steelsoilder and me? ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1812 |
quote: Fitnes1: This is the best Women's Disscussion board on the net. I love Elitefitness. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
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Fitness1: MP5 is hot, he gets me soooo damn horny. I wish I lived in Colorado so I could be near him. JohnnyO: MP5 is hot, he gets me soooo damn horny. I wish I lived in Colorado so I could be near him. haha, (I am still straight, sorry Johnny) ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
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black, i told you you were quite cute before,so you shouldnt have taken my post as serious and defensive as you did.. anyway, that was a low blow... mr muscle... THATS a pussy??? where do i put this (pointing at his dick). | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 821 |
wow, this shit is funny | ||
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Olympian
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dlady... sorry shaquile o'neil.. thats too small for me. | ||
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Olympian
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hehehe, this is funny, and I am still bulking! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 185 |
BIG BUCK: I AM A MARINE THUS I AM ABLE TO FLY, SCALE TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND, RUN FASTER THAN A LOCOMOTIVE, KILL ANYONE AND I MEAN ANYONE, AND GENERALLY DEFY ALL OTHER LAWS OF PHYSICS.
I AM GAY! FOR THE 8,987th TIME, I'M GAY!
I'M CRAZY AND I'M A THUG. DID I MENTION THAT I ALSO BOX. OH AND ONE MORE THING! EVERYONE HERE IS A PUSSY AND I'VE BEEN TO UFC 1 AND 2.
TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, I BASICALLY FUCKED LIKE 20 WOMEN TODAY. 10 GOT HOT CARLS, 3 GOT DIRTY SANCHEZ'S, AND THE OTHER 7 EXPERIENCED THEIR FIRST FLYING CAMEL.
SOME GUY GAVE ME A HOT CARL TODAY.
SOME GUY THOUGHT I WAS A CHIC AND GAVE ME A HOT CARL TODAY. ------------------ - Kwai-Chang Caine | ||
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Cool Novice 
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This is hilarious! LMAO!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 150 |
I�ve been left out ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
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What is that about spelling? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Captain, ASAP! Madbomber: I was just fucking with ya, i though low blows were all good ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Chesty-Agent Shagwell you are so beautiful, guys I have seen her picture, she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Did I mention she was beautiful. Agent Shagell-Hey Darling, Shagalicious baby SteelBeast-Anyone like fucking 13yr. olds? LatinDiva-Ya baby, I like it, Thank you PAPI Sailor Girl-Did I mention I was 17 and that I like Navy boys!! Captain Insano-Hey guys look at my Chinese Take out!! Luvs2juice-Can I drink Winny? What should I use in my next cycle? How does this cycle look? Should I take this out of my cycle? SteelSoldier-My girlfriend is a WHORE!!! Slickassbiatch-FSU IS THE GREATEST TEAM EVER!! WE WILL NEVER LOSE!! WE ARE A DYNASTY. DID I MENTION WE ARE THE BEST!! Havoc-Wanna smoke some high grade herbage? BikiniMom-TEE HE, TE Hee, TE Hee, TE hee, Te hee I'm a dirty old women, BAD BIKINIMOM BAD!! | ||
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Moderator
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latindiva: Ahhh ahh Asi papi hay papito damelo asi como me gusta ummm ahh ahh ahh papito eres lo mejor ummm ahh BIG Ricky ahhh YES!!! BIG Ricky baby you hard like ROCK,, ME so horney me love you long time. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Captain-Insano & MP5 - thanks for thinking of me You know me too well! ------------------ | ||
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Olympian
Posts: 1812 |
anytime babe. ------------------ | ||
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Guru   
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Qwang ho chung: Why do you think your firghtin style is superior? Do you not know? How can your fighting style be superior when mine is superior? I am the superior fighter, you are all mistaken. No weapons right? BRR: Ttokkyo products haev tequilla worms in their bottles!! umm slopey know where I can get some ttokkyo products. lol this is fun! ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Freak
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(All in good fun remember) Slickassbiatch: I like exlamation marks up my butt. I'd like to top off Frackal so bad and I haven't even seen his picture yet. I know I'll want it even more when I do. Mr. Muscle: I'd like you all to view this picture of my hairy ass. (I sooo hope Johnny O sees this. *giggle*) Kat: Talk shit to me again and I'll climb up onto this high-chair and take a baseball bat to your head! I'M NAPOLEANA! HIIIIIIYAAAAAAH!!!!! Harmonic: I'm a bodybuilder! I gained 36 lbs. since last friday! Oh my god, help! My 5' 115 lb. girlfriend is kicking my ass again! Help! (should I stay with her after I get out of the hospital?) DreadLady: Hehehe..dreadlordgoodguywhatever isn't on right now so I'm going to flirt unabashedly with frackal for awhile. Crazyted80: I am glenbenton. DLADY: Thank god my BF doesn't have a MEASLY seven inch cock. No, I'm not a slut. Cervix? What do you mean? BigBuck: I'm gay. Blackhause: I wanna post pics in the nudie forum. Oh yes I do. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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congrats fraggle u made a funny wanna cookie ? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 873 |
Talk about regurgitation... ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 2295 |
Didn't like my humor there futureone? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 150 |
BUMP | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 753 |
WHY ARE U BUMPING EVERYTHING LATIN DIVA ITS GETING REALLY ANNOYING NO OFFENSE TO BRR U HAVE BUMPED SEVERAL POSTS NO FOR NO GOOD REASON ------------------ | ||
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Freak
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BUMP | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 753 |
god damn u fraggle :> seriously god ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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PUC: i'm going to pretend i know everything and everyone bow down to me. I'm going to make fun of everyone but do it in a subtle way so when you acuse me i can just say-no that's not what i meant. | ||
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Olympian
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Frackal, u shall pay for your innsolence to Big Buck!!! ------------------ |
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