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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted February 14, 2001 01:37 PM

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Sickos...I'm talkin' about water...how shitty do you feel when you don't get you over abundance of water in for the day?

When I go out with friends, I try no t to drink as much because then I have to pee all the time....but man I get edgy with out my H2O...

Also after a night of consuming some alcoholic bevs...I wake up almost every hour and down a glass...not that I drink alcohol...or get intoxicated and start dancing and throwing my undies at the bartender for another shot....no I stay far clear of the devils liquid....but it always follows me...

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WODIN

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posted February 14, 2001 01:43 PM

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I don't know why, but if I don't drink enough water during the day I start to get drowsey. Any insights to this?

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted February 14, 2001 01:52 PM

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I'd say both an electrolyte imbalance, decrease of plama in the blood, all which might cause your body to become suglish

A person suffering from dehydration will display the following symptoms:

A dry mouth with sticky mucus membrane in the mouth.
Decreased urine output.
Sunken eyes
Wrinkled skin which may lack its normal elasticity and sag back into position slowly when pinched into a fold.
Fatigue
Dizziness, confusion, and coma
Low blood pressure
Severe thirst
Increased heart-rate and breathing


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Thick dog

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posted February 14, 2001 01:55 PM

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Well Wodin definitely has a sticky mouth, although be it not from mucus membrane...


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kat

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posted February 14, 2001 01:57 PM

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LOL At Thicky.....


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WODIN

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posted February 14, 2001 02:02 PM

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I don't have a dry mouth.
I still pee like a race horse.
My eyes are always Sunken.
I have smooth tight skin.
I do have Low blood pressure.

Thick after I'm done fuckin your ex, I'll get around to using your mouth for a toilet.


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The Ranger

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posted February 14, 2001 03:54 PM

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I'm much the same way Shag's,

I figured I'd see you posting on the Elite Between the Sheets board, even looked under Bikinimom's post...for the ladies....haven't seen ya.....

Ranger


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 14, 2001 04:24 PM

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Ranger....I try to stick to one board at a time...I corrupt enough minds here...plus i have to get some work done some time


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Gilbyag

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posted February 14, 2001 05:24 PM

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hehehe, that was a good TD...


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slickdadd

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From:Looking over your shoulder
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posted February 14, 2001 06:07 PM

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Hey wodin, what is that icon on your sig? There is a car at school with that icon on the rear window.


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