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 HAVOC - What did you get your hand for Valentine's Day?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Seriously - I know you were sweating this one so did you end up deciding on the V. Secret's body lotion or did you get that soccer goalie's glove with the Stickum that you had your eye on? Whatever you got I hope the shit works out and good luck tonight. Your hand's a keeper as strengthmonster tells me everyday via email. ------------------     | ||
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Mutant   
Posts: 3510 |
Your talking jibberish again, must be the Semen hangover you have. Your the type of person that asks for a fax of Paper Dbol and expects the potency to be the same. I picture you a red head with yellow teeth that make people slow down when you smile. You like to slip n slide on lubed up satin sheets with your Richard Simmons manequin. Your straight trifling homie. ------------------ | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3058 |
He tells me his hand has exquisite grooves and contours. It would be a puppet's dream. You know how arrogant those Do-it-Yourselfers can be. I'm sure there will be a triple-header of 5 on 1 going on in that household this evening. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1019 |
I heard his hand dumped him saying he only wanted him for sex. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3058 |
Is there any truth to the rumor that when he got his penis transplant, his hand rejected it? | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3510 |
I would like to open all your heads with a can opener and yodle inside that grand canyon of a hollowed out cranium. You 3 are all cock ring bandits that remind me of a gang of handicapped nut goblins. I think its time for your sisters to start the daily cock milking ritual. peace be unto you ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1196 |
look, Rapunzel, don't make me fax you a copy of my hand holding some KY. your hand would see that shit and get immediately pissed and call you out on cheating and leave you. then you'd be left with no hand and be forced to get a second prosthetic hook. might i suggest a chrome one this time, as that rainbow one you have right now is starting to fade and is rusted out from continuously scraping the man milk out of your ass. | ||
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Mutant
Posts: 3510 |
Super, your a fluffy battery powered leotard wearing chimp with cymbals. You and your cock lipped disciples(thick and strength) need to take your toothpick dicks and pick clean your fellow crabs from your pubes and dried priest cum deposits. You all have 4x4 wheelchairs with daytons on them. ------------------ |
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