Elite Fitness Bodybuilding, Anabolics, Diet, Life Extension, Wellness, Supplements, and Training Boards
Chat & Conversation Deep Thoughts - (Page 1)
|
Author | Topic: Deep Thoughts - | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 315 |
'A woman is only as tall as the high heels she walks in on.' please feel free to add your own 'deep thoughts' | ||
Mutant Posts: 3541 |
If carrots are good for the eyes why the fuck did my rabbit go blind? ------------------ | ||
Mutant Posts: 3230 |
"If Sailor Girl fell in the woods, yet Big Buck wasn't around to hear her...would he care?" | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1246 |
If Shagwell sent me nude pics of herself, I would smile. | ||
Mutant Posts: 3262 |
Do deaf-mute people flap their arms really fast when they are having an argument? ------------------ | ||
Mutant Posts: 3230 |
Wodin...lololol...lolololol | ||
Mutant Posts: 3230 |
Wodin...I"m still laughing..... | ||
Mutant Posts: 3262 |
| ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 340 |
A man is only as young (or old) as the woman he feels! | ||
Mutant Posts: 3230 |
lol...I'm so NOT PC....lol Do you know what Helen Kellers dog name's was? | ||
Olympian Posts: 1910 |
quote: LMAO...damn low blow...LMAO... | ||
Olympian Posts: 1751 |
a man is only as good as his last lay. | ||
Mutant Posts: 3230 |
kat...what about a woman? | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 334 |
If a man is in the forest speaking. And there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? ------------------ | ||
Olympian Posts: 1751 |
LOL Shags....a woman's only as good as her last orgasm....we sure dont need men for that! | ||
Mutant Posts: 3230 |
kat..lol...spoken like a true woman | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 973 |
Sometimes my hand has been better than the woman. ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 456 |
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world because they would never expect it. -Jack Handey | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 354 |
He thought the crows were calling his name thought CAW... -Jack Handey | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 153 |
hahah steak helmet....took me a while, but i got it! ------------------ | ||
Moderator Posts: 1790 |
if a WODIN didn't din WO then what would a WODIN din ??? | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 315 |
"A hollow head yeilds hollow words" A qoute derived from the posts of elite newbies. ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 329 |
If Shag's boobs are so big, what about the rest of her? does it matter? | ||
Mutant Posts: 3230 |
alas...my jubblies are not as big...to much running...but I still got somewhat of my butt | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 329 |
my boobs are going to.....running and stuff..... | ||
Mutant Posts: 3230 |
jubblies..they are like men, they come and go, only fun when someone is touching them, some days are nice and perky...other days just cause you pain | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1306 |
quote: Gee......thanks for sticking up for me. I'm just going to let it be known that I dislike Shagwell and if you know me you already knew that. Thanks. Just had to get that off my chest. By the way......many others share my opinion of how extremely fucking annoying you are. Goodnight and Sweet dreams biatch. ------------------ | ||
Olympian Posts: 1602 |
Damn Shags, why the shot at S_G?? I've never had a problem with you, but that wasn't cool... ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1306 |
I love you Blair. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
If I beat your ass to a bloody pulp and then chopped you up and feed you to the sharks and nobody was there to see it, would it still mean I would go to jail? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1306 |
quote: ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
my bad i saw "DEEP THOUGHTS" and i thought "DEEP THROAT" pretty damn close. heres a deep thought. a serious one. ahh fuck it no one cares. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
sailing slut, what's up with the fingers? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1306 |
I was assuming that what I quoted was directed to me. Am I correct? | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
quote: first correction its sailor girl.. and whats with the fingers?? i do believe she was telling you to fuck off with those two fingers... hope u dont mind me gettin in ur bizzinezz sailor girl | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
no, it was in general. why would it be directly towards you? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1306 |
Well it was after my post so I just assumed. I'm just used to hostility around here being aimed at me. Thanks for the support meanfreak | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
de nada por la bonita chica | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
quote: NO SHITTING!!!!!! MEANFREAK YOU ARE SO SMART. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
quote: if i am so smart the why the fuck did you ask? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
quote: BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHY SHE WAS DOING IT, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ALL ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING ON HER PART. THEREFORE, NEXT TIME, MIND YOUR BUSINESS. WHICH MEANS STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO SHIT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, AND IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BE A HERO, DON'T BECAUSE THEY DON'T LAST LONG. [This message has been edited by fistfullofsteel (edited February 15, 2001).] | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 61 |
Wy do we have pair of underwear and just a bra? | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
quote: how the fuck is that a misunderstanding on her part? i dont see any other names that have anything to do with sailors.. and i do believe that she did give you the finger.. so there ya go blame the lady.. just like the real man that you arent. take the blame admit you fucked up. its your bad not hers. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 853 |
Hey, Sailor Girl, I admire your guts to post pics of yourself, which is more than some of these other "women" have done. (Shagwell, I'm looking in your direction ====>> ) So screw this "hostility". As for Shagwell, if she's so solid why doesn't she post pics?? ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1306 |
Agreed | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
quote: how the fuck is that a misunderstanding on her part? i dont see any other names that have anything to do with sailors.. and i do believe that she did give you the finger.. so there ya go blame the lady.. just like the real man that you arent. take the blame admit you fucked up. its your bad not hers. [/B][/QUOTE] ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED OR MENTAL IN THE HEAD? SHE MADE A JESTER AT ME, AND I WANTED TO KNOW WHY SHE DID. SO SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE ONLY MADE THE JESTER BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT HER BUT I WASN'T. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
fistfull of whatever... i dont care what u think.. i will never meet you in my life.. so its no sweat of my back. do what you will.. do whatever u fuckin want. i dont give a shit i DONT GIVE A SHIT.. but if u called her a slut.. say sorry.. if YOU WANT... i dont give a SHIT what you do. so i am over it. goodnight. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I CALLED HER A SLUT ONLY BECAUSE SHE MADE A MEAN JESTER AT ME FIRST. THEREFORE, IF SHE APOLOGIZES FOR GIVING ME THE FINGER, THEN I WILL APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING HER A SLUT. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1306 |
How was I not to assume that your comment was aimed at me fistfull? It was right after my post. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1306 |
You should apologize for causing the misunderstanding. (isn't that little smiley guy cute as a hell!) | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
u know what fistfullofshit i change my mind she flipped you off cause u fuckin deserved it.. tryin to play it off like a lil pussy.. u got a dick in ur pants dont ya? then act like a man | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
quote: BECAUSE, I NEVER GAVE YOU A REASON WHY I WOULD IN THE FIRST PLACE. BUT I AM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A SAILING SLUT. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1306 |
That's ok. I'm kinda used to it on here. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 61 |
I would hate to get into a pissing contest with you guys. I can't pee that long. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MeaNFReaK666: u know what fistfullofshit i change my mind CONGRATS FOR CHANGING YOUR MIND, JUST DON'T OVER WORK YOUR BRAIN. WE DON'T WANT YOUR BRAIN TO OVERLOAD. she flipped you off cause u fuckin deserved it.. THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID. tryin to play it off like a lil pussy.. I IMAGINE THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS u got a dick in ur pants dont ya? then act like a manYES, I DO, BUT DON'T BE JEALOUS. ONE DAY SANTA WILL GIVE YOU ONE TOO. YOU NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP, YOU ARE GETTING DUMBER BY THE MINUTE. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
wow fist full of steel.. u surprise me.. i am glad i am getting through to you.. u cling to my every word.. and when i read what you say.. all i see is: blah blah .. blah blah blah.. i am getting offended by a 19 yr old.. blah blah..blah blah..its a computer.. blah blah blah.. i need to make comments about womens genitalia... bla bla bla...have small penis.. blah blah blah... quote quote quote... blah blah blah... gonna cry cause i got flipped off by a 17 yr old on the computer... blah blah blah... i dont know fistfullofnuts... maybe.. i see this because i dont give a shit bout ya.. yep that and because your lame attempts to flame me dont fade me.. so better luck next time. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 61 |
LMAO and now I am going to bed unless Elite Between The Sheets has something better for me. Good Night Guys | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
quote:DON'T YOU MEAN PHASE ME? YOU FUCKING MORON.
| ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
no i did mean fade.. cause i am not feelin drunk at all.. so your attempts arent helpin me out at all.. nice try.. keep tryin a lil harder k? maybe lay off the teen porn a lil.. or put down the tweezers and lotion.. u could go blind ya know? well anyone would with a dick that size.. but dont feel bad.. they have surgeries for that kind of shit if your mcdonalds pay check can suffice. | ||
Moderator Posts: 2662 |
quote:DON'T YOU MEAN PHASE ME? YOU FUCKING MORON.
quote:
How interesting for you to call him stupid. First, he meant "fade me". It's more of a slang term than proper English, but given that, his use of it is correct. I'll forgive your narrow horizons. Second, "phase me" is completely wrong. the expression is "faze me" - a homonym but not a synonym. And I can't forgive that. You, sir, should never call anyone stupid, unless you are starting with yourself. [This message has been edited by MattTheSkywalker (edited February 16, 2001).] | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
Matt the SkyWalker gets props. glad to see i am not the only one who sees through fist full o... his.. nothing.. hes not deep enough to look into. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
quote: [This message has been edited by fistfullofsteel (edited February 16, 2001).] [This message has been edited by fistfullofsteel (edited February 16, 2001).] | ||
Moderator Posts: 2662 |
Fist, Whatever. Those are second rate windbag insults, like in your exchange with the Mean One. If that was your 10-year old brother I wouldn't be surprised. Please tell me the education system hasn't deteriorated so far as to produce you. Can you reassure me by confirming my suspicion that you are from rural Arkansas? Start by mastering the English language before you criticize the use of it by others. This doesn't "PHASE" you too much, does it? Clown. Go back to the circus with the rest of your buddies. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
fistocum.. when u are doing a reply and you quote someone.. u should really write your own reply outside of the other persons quote.. just fyi. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MeaNFReaK666: so your attempts arent helpin me out at all.. YOU ARE A LOST CAUSE, NOTHING CAN HELP YOU. u could go blind ya know? YOU MUST BE TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE they have surgeries for that kind of shit AND YOU WILL BE THE FIRST ON THE LINE FOR IT. if your mcdonalds pay check can suffice. IF I GET MCDONDALDS PAY CHECKS, IT'S BECAUSE THEY WOULD PAY ME TO KEEP DIRTBAGS LIKE YOU FOR BEGGING FOR FOOD ALL THE TIME. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
THE ONLY THING SECOND RATE IS YOUR IS YOUR RESPONSES. SO MEANCUNT AND MATTTHEDICKLICKER, THE BOTH OF YOU CAN GET TOGETHER AND BUTT FUCK EACH OTHER LIKE THE WAY I KNOW YOU WANT TO. [This message has been edited by fistfullofsteel (edited February 16, 2001).] | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1306 |
This has become quite the thread. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
aww fist o shit.. are u getting upset.. i noticed u cling to my everyword once again.. are u gettin attatched to me? cause if you are sorry but i dont bat for that team. i have a girlfriend.. but dont worry keep working at mcdonalds and i am sure you could meet a real nice older lady that will show you what that big word "pussy" (u know the one u use alot cause u get none of it)is all about, she will show u how to tease ur own clit.. so u dont have to get your cat to do it for you anymore.. so good luck and i hope u get that promotion to deepfryer.. better luck next time. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
you need realize that fucking your dog and dressing it up doesn't count as a girlfriend. the only pussy you are getting are from animals. MEANASSFACE, YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT THE ONLY WAY I WORK A FRYER IS FOR A CHARITY CASE SUCH AS YOURSELF. IT'S OK, HANG IN THERE, THE FOOD STAMPS WILL BE IN THE MAIL SOON. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
quote: ok ok.. maybe u shouldnt type when u are angry.. cause u make less and less since all the time. u criticize me and quote me alot.. so now its my turn.. u sure u wanted this?? meanfreak666 some how to you equals.. mean ass face.. thats 3 words.. mean freak is two words and three numbers.. thats not too clever fistonut. first off i do not own a dog. and if you do consider your mother a dog.. because i do fuck her. why else do u think i get the foodstamps in the mail? duh they are for her. so Son... if u dont mind me fuckin your mother and if you dont mind your pitiful mouse fuckin life at mcdonalds.. then.. be happy and enjoy the sunsets. so once again.. good luck. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
O PLEASE MATT, PLEASE FORGIVE, MY SPELLING AND SLANG IS OFF. AND AS FOR YOU MEANPIECEOFSHIT, YOU ARE AS GOOD AS A USED CONDOM, SO ANYTHING YOU SAY IS WORTH AS MUCH. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
dear mr fistfullofgyno... once again. mean freak is TWO WORDS!! not 3 or 4 so if you are gonna try and make fun of my name.. do so correctly. that is all. better luck next time. a used condom probably woulda been worth something.. maybe it woulda prevented me and your mother from conceivin ur lame ass... hmm.. who knows.. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MeaNFReaK666: meanfreak666 some how to you equals.. mean ass face.. thats 3 words.. mean freak is two words and three numbers..REALLY, HOLY SHIT, YOU KNOW HOW TO COUNT thats not too clever fistonut. DON'T NEED TO BE CLEVER FOR A STICK BANDIT SUCH AS YOURSELF. first off i do not own a dog. YOU ARE RIGHT, IT WOULD WIND UP KILLING ITSELF and if you do consider your mother a dog.. because i do fuck her. THAT'S A GOOD COME BACK. why else do u think i get the foodstamps in the mail? BECAUSE YOU RAN OUT OF GOV'T CHEESE if u dont mind me fuckin your mother and if you dont mind your pitiful mouse fuckin life at mcdonalds.. then.. be happy and enjoy the sunsets. so once again.. good luck. YOUR MOM PUT DOWNS ARE HURTING ME, HOW WEAK IS THAT? I KNOW, YOU RAN OUT OF SHIT TO SAY, SO IT'S OK. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 156 |
ur righ fistingcunt... i am runnin out of things to say.. pretty much because u bore me and you arent interesting enough to make shit up about.. so ive jsut been sayin what i know.. no need to elaborate because that is a waste of time.. so goodnight.. and good luck and McDonalds. keep it raw.. like your pussy. duce duce. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 808 |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MeaNFReaK666: [B]dear mr fistfullofgyno... O PLEASE NOT THAT. once again. mean freak is TWO WORDS!! not 3 or 4 so if you are gonna try and make fun of my name.. do so correctly. that is all. better luck next time. HOW IS MY LUCK NOW? a used condom probably woulda been worth something.. maybe it woulda prevented me and your mother from conceivin ur lame ass... hmm.. who knows.. YOU DON'T HAVE A DICK IN THE FIRST PLACE SO YOU NEED TO KEEP YOU FANTASIES OF HAVING SEX WITH MY MOTHER TO YOURSELF. |
This topic is 2 pages long: 1 2 All times are ET (US) | |
Powered by Infopop www.infopop.com © 2000
Ultimate Bulletin Board 5.45c