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Author | Topic: Would you invite Bill Clinton to come speak at your company? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 689 |
Yes or no? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 696 |
No. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
Mutant Posts: 3071 |
YES ------------------ The details of my life are quite inconsequential....Vey well, where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it. | ||
Mutant Posts: 3175 |
Sure, why not. You can learn something from everyone. ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 57 |
Well, if I owned Hustler Magazine yes otherwise, no. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 752 |
yes, i also would go clubbing with him. we would go on a gunch fest. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 696 |
How much does a Bill Clinton speech go for these days? Last I heard it was about $150,000. I'll be damned if I'm going to fill his undeserving pockets with more money. It's already enough that my tax money is going to go towards paying for his $650,000 year office space. All of the late night shows made fun of him throughout his term. Little did they know that the joke is on US. 1) No respect for the office. He is the comedian, and we are the punchline. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
Mutant Posts: 3071 |
quote: Warik...and to think...most americans bust their ass working and trying to be good people....with not much to show for it ...who better to be a speaker than one who has succeed despite adversity | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 696 |
Adversity? Hah... his whole term was a win-win situation. He was probably sitting there leaning back in his chair while they were broadcasting the voting for his removal from office on tv thinking: "Hmm... well, if I'm not removed from office, then I get to play with this cool government stuff for a bit longer. If I am removed from office, I can write a killer book and get RICH! Woohoo! This president stuff is easy." I just had a thought about those 100000+ pardons he made... what ever happened to checks and balances in the government? I thought the executive branch kept the legislative branch under control with the power of veto and there are a bunch of other checks and balances to keep each branch of government under control, who the hell has control over the president's ability to pardon whoever the hell he wants??? Bullshit! -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
Olympian Posts: 1696 |
Id get Henry rollins before him. | ||
Mutant Posts: 3071 |
I wanna listen to a "win-win" person....and learn how I can win win.... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 696 |
Then just listen to me, shag! I am a lose-lose person. Just do the opposite of what I say and you'll always come out on top! -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
Mutant Posts: 3071 |
Warlik...I'm way ahead of you brotha...thats why I said yes....without the power of Gray Skull | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 696 |
If only I didn't lose my magic sword... I would be a win-win'er too. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 643 |
quote: fucking A ------------------
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Mutant Posts: 3071 |
Warik...I"m sorry to hear you lose your magic sward...if it makes you feel better...I hear it happens to alot of guys... | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 80 |
no | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 306 |
I'd have him, but I'd try and negotiate for a lower price. Like him or hate him, he came from absolute shit and became our president. You might just learn a thing or two.... you never know. |
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