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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 13, 2001 12:41 PM

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no I didn't have sex......

I ralphed ....I never ralph, only annually on Oct 31 (actually Nov 1 in the am)from over abundance of alcohol. My long held ritual has ended. I think I have food poisoning. Last night while lieing on my bed with sharp pains in my tummy, I tried to get to lala land and those nice naughty dreams....yes an alien in my tummy had other plans.

Now I just had a protein shake. First thing I have eatten since I lost my cookies last night. My tummy still hurts

Anyone ever have food posioning? Does it go away quickly?


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supersizeme

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posted February 13, 2001 12:45 PM

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shags if this is about orally pleasing that baseball player friend of yours you can just come out and tell us. according to thick dog the first few times are kind of gross but it gets better with time. sorry you feel like shit, drink plenty of fluids.


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Thick dog

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posted February 13, 2001 12:50 PM

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I get that same reaction everytime I get propositioned by Supersizeme's mom. The sight of her rotted teeth, causes me to toss the cookies everytime. It usually lasts about 4 seconds, unitl the scent of her lower regions starts to flourish. Then I wake up in the hospital 3 days later...


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WODIN

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posted February 13, 2001 12:54 PM

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You should be fine within 48 hours of the time you started to feel sick since you're up and about and at work.

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HappyScrappy

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posted February 13, 2001 12:56 PM

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I'm cracking up at my desk here... for some reason the first thing my mind thought of when you said "ralph" was "feltch" - I just pictured you feltching and announcing it to the board... ewww.

I used to get food poisoning all the time in school. our cafeterias sucked. mine would usually go away after 3 days or so. I would eat whatever I could, then throw it up and just deal with it. I usually avoided OJ and sodas (unless they were flat). I avoided salad type stuff and tried to get mushy high caloric stuff so the stuff that did make it would help me out. outmeal was good too.

I hope you feel better soon! (and please, no feltching )

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chesty

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posted February 13, 2001 01:00 PM

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Had it, felt better once I chucked. You'll be fine.

You sure it isn't something else?

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Gilbyag

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posted February 13, 2001 01:12 PM

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mommy, I go popos good... hu mommy, mommy, mommy, me dung well??? hehehe, I hope you feel better soon shaggy


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 13, 2001 01:15 PM

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supersize....nope...its not a sickness of the flesh....no flesh here...

I dunno...I never...ever throw up...even when I feel like it sometimes and can usually mentally talk my self out of it. Except when intoxicated, but then I usually don't rememeber it but thats good

I've narrowed it down to the following options: food posioning or some kind of stomach bug....


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