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 You might be a redneck if.......
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Olympian 
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You May Be A Redneck If... > > > > ...you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. > > > > ...you can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. > > > > ...your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. > > > > ...you know what's a Hindu --- it lays eggs. > > > > ...you burn your yard rather than mow it. > > > > ...you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive. > > > > ...you have the local taxidermist on speed dial. > > > > ...you come back from the dump with more than you took. > > > > ...the trunk of your car is tied down and you're not hauling anything. > > > > ...you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. > > > > ...your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list. > > > > ...you've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. > > > > ...you think a subdivision is part of a math problem. > > > > ...you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. > > > > ...you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. > > > > ...you took a fishing pole to Sea World. > > > > ...you go to the stock car races and don't need a program. > > > > ...you know how many bales of hay your car will hold. > > > > ...your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does. > > > > ...you consider your license plate personalized because your uncle made > > >it. > > > > ...you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. > > > > ...your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. > > > > ...you sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer > quota. > > > > ...your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to help > >him take the wheels off.     | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 34 |
>> if you think Campho-phenique is a miracle drug. >> if you've ever had sex in a satellite dish. >> if you've ever had a transmission in your bathtub. >> if you've ever said, "hold my beer and watch this". | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 444 |
You can buy a case of beer for under$4.99 Nearest Walmart is over 100 miles away You refer to your 1979 Pickup as a brand new truck During Thanksgiving dinner the words "this possum taste great this year ma" You go food shopping by driving down the highway looking for road kill You use a beer can to piss in on a daily basis When you turn 12, you are considered the head of house | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 294 |
This is the problem with the White race. We allow our own to make fun of our own people. Take a look at the other races and they don't allow it. Hell most of the non-white races have thier own TV stations, schools, clubs, magazines, and thier own Months. And all white Americans can do is post trash like this. Shame. | ||
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Cyborg    
Posts: 4595 |
Oh give me a break! Have you ever heard some of the other races talk. What the hell is ebonics? please. Besides this is all in fun. Hell Jeff Foxworthy started the whole thing with You might be redneck if? and he is white and a redneck. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 630 |
quote: pardon me, but what the hell are you talking about? ------------------ |
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