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Big Buck

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From:Diego, Cali
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posted February 12, 2001 12:47 PM

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Top 10 ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer:

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

Rotten

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From:I'm in your daughter's bedroom right now.
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posted February 12, 2001 12:51 PM

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11. Big Buck has signed in on your computer.

Just kidding your redneck ass.

Big Buck

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From:Diego, Cali
Registered: May 2000

posted February 12, 2001 12:53 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Rotten:
11. Big Buck has signed in on your computer.
Just kidding your redneck ass.

LMAO...true, true...

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