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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife produced "a typical Texas" baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW" were heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. " How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds". The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "Why? What happened?He already weighed 25 pounds at birth!" The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long - neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "We had him circumcised."    | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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 Boooooooooooooooo!Hey Vix how are ya!Dixie here from J board  ------------------  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 177 |
I am well Dixie!I saw that you post here as well. You did not like my joke? I thought it was cute... You know what they say "THINGS ARE ALWAYS BIGGER IN TEXAS" hehehe | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Steers,queers, and long neck beers! J/k YA'LL--haha..funny..funny????? ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
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that's not far from the truth dixie boy! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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I'm going to marry a Texan. Those boys are HOT LIKE FIRE! hehe! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 177 |
No- No- No- SG..Curry HOTTTT like FIRE! hehehe | ||
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Moderator
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
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Well it's true now that I have my enlargement. hehehe.
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Elite Bodybuilder
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ain't that the mutta fucken troof. | ||
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Olympian 
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Cough, spit, HELL YES. EVERYTHING'S bigger in Texas BABY!!!!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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hahaha....Like they say Everything is bigger in Texas | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 297 |
Yep...... ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 594 |
hmmmmmmm......I only weighed 6.4lbs at birth... damn that's why I can't keep a gurl for more than a week and all this time I thought it was my rugged goodlooks ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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LET ME SHOW YOU SOME PICS FROM THE FELLAS FROM THE NORTHWEST email me if you want the pics | ||
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Olympian
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I can't let a thread with a cool title like that fall to the bottom... ------------------ |
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