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HappyScrappy

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posted February 10, 2001 01:58 AM

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Yeah yeah, I'm drunk - whatever.

So, say I happen to have a beautiful girlfriend that lives in... well, another country.
And say, where I work, there is this receptionist that I'm really attracted to.
And then say "boom boom bam - smackka smakka!"
(just wanted to see if you were with me)

So, I totally want this receptionist, and today she asked me to go out with her and her friends to a bar here. I of course went. she brought along her roommate (who was hot, but that is a whole 'nother story) and then she also brought her boyfriend. who as far as I can tell, is the biggest, fattest loser dipshit on the planet. I tried talking to the guy, and he would answer back and then just stand there looking around. Way to be social fucknut. Why is she into this guy - he is big, but in a barrel chested "I'm fat" sort of way.
I don't get it at all. he has a big chin.. do chicks dig that?

so my question is... fuck. I don't know what my question is.
but I am drunk.
so I got that going for me, which is nice.
I seem to be typing better than I usually do sober... note to self, alcoholism ain't so bad after all.

So - what should I do - I sort of feel like I have a shot with this girl - out of the blue (in the past two days) she has been talking to me and e-mailing more than she ever has and now is asking me to join them going out and shit.... but then she brings this fuckwad boyfriend... help me holoise

I'm rambling... I think I just like to see myself type... yea

balls.
donkey balls.

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Latimer

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posted February 10, 2001 02:01 AM

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Go find some other women. I don't think she wants the cock if she brought her boyfriend along. Since he didn't talk to you, then I'd rule out the possibility that she wanted you to join them in a threesome.


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Valdez

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posted February 10, 2001 02:01 AM

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she wants you!

make sure you go to bed hydrated... hangovers suck!


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HappyScrappy

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posted February 10, 2001 02:03 AM

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no no no no - that's not what I want to hear.
he didn't talk to anyone the whole night... not even really her.
he just sort of stood or sat there looking.. well, beefy and fat. a little sweaty, but mostly fat.
she talked to me the whole night, and then went home with him.
things that suck, 101 - class dismissed.

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May1010

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posted February 10, 2001 02:05 AM

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Maybe you're misinterpreting her friendship for more romantic feelings. She wouldn't have brought her bf if she was interested in you. Move on.


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HappyScrappy

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posted February 10, 2001 02:08 AM

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man, you guys aren't helping at all. this friends shit sucks.
and so does getting gay guys telling me what I'm doing wrong.

okay - so why the fuck do hot girls date shmoes? enquiring minds want to know.

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Wombat

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posted February 10, 2001 02:12 AM

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Hscrappy--dude you said her friend or friends were hot. Come on you should be home with one of them--she likes this dude for whatever reasons you will never understand and dont need to know. If you are really interested in her then hook up with one of her friends and then see her reaction.


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HappyScrappy

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posted February 10, 2001 02:14 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Wombat:
Hscrappy--dude you said her friend or friends were hot. Come on you should be home with one of them--she likes this dude for whatever reasons you will never understand and dont need to know. If you are really interested in her then hook up with one of her friends and then see her reaction.


problem with that is her friend is hot - said that already - and I brought my best friend along and he wants that hot friend... so it is an unwritten rule, I can't touch. puls I want the receptionist. she has an amazing ass.

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rimmer

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posted February 10, 2001 07:17 PM

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Happyscrappy, stay faithful to your lovely asian lady

By the way, you said you had your masters degree in arts, what major did you have?


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HappyScrappy

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posted February 11, 2001 12:34 AM

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1) she's not Asian. she lives on a tropical island.
2) I went to a liberal arts college and got my BA in art studio - the equivalent of a fine arts major I suppose.

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HappyScrappy

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posted February 11, 2001 12:44 AM

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I went out again tonight with friends. We went to a real dive at first, I love going to dumps. the beer is cheap and the clientel are all homeless. perfect. then we moved on to "classy" places. the first move we made I noticed after sitting down, this really hot girl was walking out with a major shmoe. after last night seeing a girl I was really into with a shmoe, this was just too much. I didn't get it at all. oh well, I figured there was some reason and went back to talking to friends.
then we went to another bar and there was the girl again. and that shmoe was even drunker and all over her. but the good thing was she was giving him every sign that she was not at all interested in him. but he didn't notice and was mauling her. she then tried to leave and he was all over her... so at this point I couldn't take it anymore and I walked over to the guy and put my arm around him and told him that she just wasn't interested in her, let him go - she then bolted out the door and I thought for sure this guy would want to fight me - which would have been a riot - I wasn't at all drunk, and this guy was like about to fall down.
but he just swore at me and mumbled some shit and stumbled off.
my friends were all amazed and thought it was cool I did that. usually I'm the drunken asshole that needs pulling off.
at least I got a chance to see that girls aren't really interested in shmoes.

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