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Rotten

Freak

Posts: 1605
From:I'm in your daughter's bedroom right now.
Registered: Jan 2000

posted February 09, 2001 05:38 PM

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Let's see how Un-telligent you guys are.

I scored a 69. Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation

http://test.thespark.com/untest


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Warik

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 636
From:Miami, FL
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 09, 2001 06:34 PM

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Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 96% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 51% Un-telligent

Wow. Almost perfect... except for the part about being 51% un-intelligent.

-Warik

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B_Funk

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 759
From:The Swamp
Registered: Feb 2000

posted February 09, 2001 06:46 PM

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I scored 65%

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tlhc

Novice

Posts: 5
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Registered: Jan 2001

posted February 09, 2001 06:52 PM

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71%


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Sailor_Girl

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1169
From:The Land of the Cheese
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 09, 2001 07:02 PM

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Here's mine!!

Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

42% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:

"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor her score.

"But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 59% chance that she will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 42% Un-telligent

Basically I'm a dipshit.

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danielson

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 212
From:london
Registered: Jul 2000

posted February 09, 2001 08:00 PM

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You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

66% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Yay me!!! and there was i thinking i was gonna be compared to a turnips cognative ability.

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HappyScrappy

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 530
From:
Registered: Dec 2000

posted February 09, 2001 08:02 PM

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PENIS!

50% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 50% Un-telligent


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Steelheart

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1477
From:
Registered: Apr 2000

posted February 09, 2001 08:06 PM

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You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

77% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 77% Un-telligent

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May1010

Freak

Posts: 1621
From:San Francisco but soon to be in Viva Las Vegas. I think I'm going to cry!
Registered: Nov 2000

posted February 09, 2001 08:26 PM

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THIS TEST IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!


Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 38% Un-telligent

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bikinimom

Moderator

Posts: 2647
From:LaLa Land
Registered: Nov 2000

posted February 09, 2001 09:02 PM

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I got a 57%

I didn't copy before I closed out the page but it said the same thing as Rotten's. It said that I have an unusually keen sense of humor, down & dirty morality, and low self-confidence. (I don't agree w/the morality but the other two are pretty much on.....I gotta work on my self-confidence. :O)

What?! Just because I would've taken a wrench to some asshole who stole my $ and my pants? Was that not the correct answer?!

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hera

Cool Novice

Posts: 11
From:Texas
Registered: Dec 2000

posted February 09, 2001 09:53 PM

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Check me out! My husband took it too and answered the questions exactly the same. He only scored a 66%. Go figure?

"You are a smooth chick."

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 79% Un-telligent


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Sailor_Girl

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1169
From:The Land of the Cheese
Registered: Sep 2000

posted February 09, 2001 10:10 PM

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At least I'm smarter than someone *cough* May1010 *cough*

hehe.....nuttin but love for ya baby

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May1010

Freak

Posts: 1621
From:San Francisco but soon to be in Viva Las Vegas. I think I'm going to cry!
Registered: Nov 2000

posted February 09, 2001 10:14 PM

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Hey S.G.!

Q: Why did God give girls legs?

A: So they wouldn't leave snail trails.


he he he he


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goleafs

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 944
From:toronto , ontario , canada
Registered: May 2000

posted February 10, 2001 12:15 AM

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63


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bignate73

Guru

Posts: 2116
From:California
Registered: Jan 2000

posted February 10, 2001 12:50 AM

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55% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 55% Un-telligent

hmmm....i dont like this test.

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Badkins21

Freak

Posts: 1512
From:College Station, TX, USA
Registered: Jul 2000

posted February 10, 2001 01:05 AM

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AAAHHH...YEAH!! I "KICK ASS!!"
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You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

88% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 88% Un-telligent

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the truth

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1100
From:
Registered: Jun 2000

posted February 10, 2001 01:19 AM

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Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a below average level of intelligence, his sense of observationis is commendable. The subject is better off than he sounds,, since intelligence is far less important than understanding your surroundings when it comes to real life.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a nearly satanic (and sexual!) sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 44% Un-telligent


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May1010

Freak

Posts: 1621
From:San Francisco but soon to be in Viva Las Vegas. I think I'm going to cry!
Registered: Nov 2000

posted February 10, 2001 01:21 AM

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Apparently I'm the most stupid person at Elite. Oh, well, at least I'm pretty.


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KiNg_BeNNy

Freak

Posts: 1666
From:new york
Registered: Apr 2000

posted February 10, 2001 01:37 AM

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i got a 63%


peace kb

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"pain is something that we elite seek out and thrive on"

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"hesitation is the mother of all regret"


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