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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 11:34 AM

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Rember when George Michael's Sex song was so risque...now we got...I wanna lick lick lick lick you from your head to your toes, I wanna move to the back down down to the floor...I wanna ahhh ahhh....

My friends little boys...ages 6 and 8 were singing this song while driving in the car to school the other day.....

I'm all for the sexual revolution....but since when do kindergardners need to join the fight?

Something about a 6 year old singing...rough sex make it hurt.....maybe I'm just too old fashion



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Thick dog

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posted February 09, 2001 11:37 AM

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If I have a son, he'd better be sleeping with his teachers by the first grade if he knows what's good for him...


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THeMaCHinE

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posted February 09, 2001 11:38 AM

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I agree, I find it very hard to stomach my nephew's (6 & 8) singing a lot of this crap.


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Rotten

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posted February 09, 2001 11:39 AM

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Come on Shaggy. They have to start sometime. My stepson is six, and can find the Playboy channel on the DSS by himself.


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WODIN

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posted February 09, 2001 11:42 AM

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I'm proud of you Thick and Rotten. Some one smack me.

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rancid

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posted February 09, 2001 11:44 AM

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Agent shagwell I understand your point of view, but you'll get people that will tell you that we deserve the freedom of expresssion in any way we want to, but at what cost? is the cost the erosion of our morals and those of our children? apparently so, I guess the radio and music media have no restrictions anymore on what is considered unacceptable anymore, the only thing that I have to say about it is if you think the music today is very questionable just think what lyrics you'll be hearing in 10-15 years, probably 5 year old girls, singing I want you to f*** me in the A***, or I wanna suck your big D*** all nite long!


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 11:44 AM

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I wass gonna buy him some Pokemon cards for his b-day...perhaphs pokemon rubbers instead?


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posted February 09, 2001 11:49 AM

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I want to invent a new brand of rubbers called "Pokehismom"


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 11:52 AM

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Rancid...I'm all for freedom and all that jazz....just curious when this explicite sex revolution will cycle...in history...everything repeats itself...so i'm thinking that once we are saturated with sex sex sex, it will go back to being more discrete.....or will it?

My little girl is gonna get on of those chasty belts that a girl had in that woody allen movie, and tell her she's fat and ugly......and I'm just gonna laugh at my son when he's naked, so he feels too insecure to reveal the goods to anyone


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Gilbyag

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posted February 09, 2001 11:57 AM

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damn Shaggy, that almost turned me on.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 12:07 PM

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Gil...I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
while the Dirty Birds kick for t'ree


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Rotten

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posted February 09, 2001 12:12 PM

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Careful Gilby. Shaggy does more teasin' then pleasin'


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Gilbyag

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posted February 09, 2001 12:12 PM

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my dirty bird can give ya t'ree... o'fo, o'fife, o'si, wha'chu wan gur


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Thick dog

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posted February 09, 2001 12:13 PM

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You people are an affront to all that is decent and pure.

(BTW, does anyone know how to get connect these anal beads onto the strap-on for better leverage?)


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 12:13 PM

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What sucks...is osme of these songs rock...yet the lyrics are just too much to listen to (unless of course your gettin some)

Example: Lil Kim-How Many Licks....great sounds, but check the lyrics

I've been a lot of places
Seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even fucked with different races
A white dude his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the morning
And called his girl up and told her we was boning
Puertorican papi, he used to be Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(I've got to know) .....

[Lil' Kim]
This verse goes out to my niggas in jail
Beating their dicks to the double X-L
Magazine, you like how I look in the aqua green?
Get your Vaseline
Grow some weave with some tissue and close your eyes
And imagine your tongue inside my thighs

*Moans

Baby open up cell block eight
Alright nigga that's enough

Stop, look and listen
Get back to your position
Kim got your dick hard start fights in the yard
I'm hotter than a Pop Tart fresh out of the toaster
Niggas do anything for a Lil' Kim poster
Eses, bloods, Crips, all the thugs up north in the hole
They all wanna know

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha) ....

[Lil' Kim]
If you driving in the street hold on to your seat
Niggas grab your meat while I ride the beat
And if you see a shiny black Lamborghini fly by ya
(Shoom!)
That's me the nightrider
Dressed in all black with the gat in the lap
Lunatics in the street gotta keep the heat
Sixty on the bezel, a hundred on the rings
Sitting pretty baby with a Cash Money bling
12 AM I'm on the way to club
After three bottles I'll be ready to fuck
Some niggas even put me on their grocery lists
Right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates
Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors
High-class taste niggas got to spend paper
Lick me right the first time or you gotta do it over
Like its rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha) ...


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Gilbyag

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posted February 09, 2001 12:14 PM

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for what position TD, Curry gonna be on top or bottom this time? let me know, then maybe I can help ya out.


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WODIN

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posted February 09, 2001 12:15 PM

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Shaggs that's how people are made who climb towers in Texas and pop off a few students here and there...

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 12:16 PM

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Thick...I'm not telling you again...read the damn instructions!!!


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Thick dog

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posted February 09, 2001 12:17 PM

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Since your the seasoned veteran Gil, in your expert opinion, what would you suggest?


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Mikey

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posted February 09, 2001 12:20 PM

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Not appropriate for a kindergardner to be sining songs like that.


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Gilbyag

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posted February 09, 2001 12:21 PM

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its called natural selection Woodin, if u live in Tx and u dont own a gun & or know how to shoot, c'yaa... or we'll kick your ass. One or the other.


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WODIN

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posted February 09, 2001 12:27 PM

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Gilby - I love those kick your ass jokes.

I didn't know Lil Kim slept around so much!

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted February 09, 2001 12:34 PM

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Wodin...like a record...she sees alot of "oh" faces...


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