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granny

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posted February 09, 2001 08:30 AM

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Greetings kids. Granny just stopping by for my weekly sex-drive/Viagra update.

Earl and i are doing great, (both in the bedroom and out). Earl feels so healthy now (he's 72 btw) that he insisted he would join a health club. Well he did last weekend and he has been goin every day. He is lifting weights, climbing the stair-master machine and doing water aerobics 3 times a week. We went to Wal-Mart and bought him some tank-tops and some sexy underwear. They are called Joe Boxer. I have never seen this brand before but he looks "great" in them.
I purchased a little something (a nightie) for myself and i hope to surprise Earl when he gets home from his workout tonight.

I know i'm rambling but i do have a question for you boys and girls.
Should and older lady like myself go to the gym also or do you think that lifting weights would be bad on my joints? I want to do the water-aerobics too, it sounds fun.

Thanks for all your help with my silly sex questions about the Testostrone patch and the Viagra. I appreaciate it.
I've got to run. Earl likes his morning coffee in bed and this morning he's gonna get some extra "sugar" with it.

bye kids

granny


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freak daddy

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posted February 09, 2001 08:51 AM

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bbbbbwwwaaaaaaaaaa! you crack me up granny!!! you and earl should go to a adult store, and get some freaky stuff! hehe!!

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JohnnyO

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posted February 09, 2001 08:52 AM

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now that the clomid has perked grannies titties up a bit, she's a hot number!


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cm3504jm

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posted February 09, 2001 11:17 AM

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This is the funniest post since "Randy from Bowflex" Laughing my ass off right now!

Hey Granny, maybe you could get him a bowflex instead of a gym membership? That way you could get all hot and bothered watching his chest go crazy!!!!!

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da big thinker

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posted February 09, 2001 11:53 AM

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good for you granny...i bet gramps will give a run for your $$$ this morning.go!go!go!sugaring off...

ps:join the gym and i bet your "sex encounters" will get even better.can you imagine that?


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Rotten

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posted February 09, 2001 12:09 PM

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Granny, got a naked pic for us?


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WODIN

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posted February 09, 2001 12:18 PM

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Show us your tits granny...you remember..those things hangin down around your navel???

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granny

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posted February 09, 2001 08:59 PM

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Just got a quick sec to check on all the youngins before Earl gets home from the gym.

We do drink that much but i bought a bottle of wine tonight from Albertsons. Its a White Zifandel. I have never been much of a wine drinker.

Should this particular type of wine be chilled or served warm?

Hurry kids i need an answer.

granny


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Ryan Tripp

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posted February 09, 2001 09:03 PM

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The White Zinfendel should be chilled granny. Good luck tonight. Tripp out......

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granny

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posted February 09, 2001 09:08 PM

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Thank you sonny.


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dread_lady

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posted February 09, 2001 09:12 PM

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teehee!!!

this is great stuff, yah!

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Latimer

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posted February 09, 2001 11:11 PM

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Granny sounds a lot like Pimply Glutes.


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The Varnsen

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posted February 09, 2001 11:25 PM

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I bet Granny=Special Bill... funny shit...


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Wombat

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posted February 10, 2001 04:49 AM

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Granny ---I would like to use you as a mule --for going over to mexico---The pay is good and I'll throw it in your ass every other run. If you are interested reach me at 1-800-old-fart--Thats 1-800-old-fart----Let me know you old bat!


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