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 Here's a pretty good joke.
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Guru 
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Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would say something about the baby not having any ears. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears." "I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny. At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby! The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why...just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see 20/20 ?" The Mother, a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes...his doctor said he has perfect vision, why do you ask?" Johnny said, "Well, it's a good fucking thing, cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses!"    | ||
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Freak 
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LMAO   | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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A guy walks into a psychiatrists office warring only saranwrap . The psychiatrists says " well I can clearly see your nuts " ------------------ quote: http://www.mmxbodybuilding.com | ||
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Freak
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A guy walked into a bar and said 'ow'. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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2 guys walk into a bar the the third guy ducks.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Why were 5 and 6 mad at 7? Cuz 7 8 9! (7 ate 9) ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Why did Vixenbabe have square boobs? She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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You little shit SG....My BOOBS are real and I HAVE never needed to stuff- You are lucky I like you...I 'd have to tell the boys about that growth you got on your ass.... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Really vixen? Purrhaps you'd like to show us ;-) Doctor is walking thru the halls of the ER. Nurse runs up to him and says "Doctor! Doctor! I need you to sign these release forms!". Doctor reaches behind his ear and pulls out a rectal thermometer. He looks at it and says "Goddamnnit, some asshole has my pen!" A fond hello to all my elite friends. This has been my first post in months! ------------------ |
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