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 For all the AS****** out there I need some help
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 52 |
Ok after last night � bitch � and reading some posts on this board I have come to the conclusion that I have to be an asshole to get the chicks I want. So do you experienced assholes have any tips? Keep in mind that I�m a FORMER nice guy so I will have to take it slow.. Keep the tips suggestions coming     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 584 |
HELL YEA..im now a reborn asshole. fuck the nice guy shit, it gets you no where. Girls just want dickheads and thats it. Just be the biggest dick to the girl and act like shes just another skank you talk to. Im trying it out right now and its going pretty fucking swell! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
Cool I�m glad to see you posting on this side lol aka not the other board. Yea after 24 years I got my dick wet 1 time from being a nice guy and I have to confess it was on a cruise so we had the whole love boat thing going but I did have her in the palm of my hand. Well shit being a asshole works for everyone else I know so why not us right!!! Keep up the good work slack3r keep me posted on your progress | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 65 |
"It's like this Rat.....you don't care whether she cums, stays, lays or prays...Whatever happens your toes are still tappin. Once you got that you got the attitude!" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
Rat ? ? Yea the attitude that�s what I need bring it on....... Ho�s cant live with em cant kill em � lol j/k but they do piss me off | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 867 |
Order this book: "How to be the Jerk Women Love". This is an actual book, no shit. Call 800-507-2665. Youll thank me later. No I dont sell it myself. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 41 |
haha I never knew we had this many assholes on the board. Nah but seriously, if to be an asshole all you gotta do is talk/treat her like shes a real imbecile. Throw in the words "retard", "dork", "moron" in there alot whenever ur talkign to her. I can never get myself to do this with all chicks, some are easier then others. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
WHOOOOOO!!!!!! Thanks superdave! Ok I did some research and this book is legit and has great reviews here is a link to buy it if anyone wants it . I know I�m ordering it right now .. [This message has been edited by Rider09 (edited February 05, 2001).] | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 44 |
I dont know about you guys but im a pretty nice guy and i seriously get laid a pretty good bit. I think the best thing is how smooth you are. Or just get the last one standing a party or club. the late nights are always the easiest. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 242 |
MY THOERY IS " TREAT ONE AS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE TREATED YOURSELF". IF A CHICK WAS BEING A BITCH/ASSHOLE TO ME FOR NO REASON THEY WOULD BE OUT THE DOOR AS FAST AS THEY CAME IN. I THINK PEOPLE THAT PUT UP WITH THAT KIND OF SHIT MALE OR FEMALE ARE INSECURE AND FEEL THAT THEY CAN'T FIND ANYONE ELSE SO THEY STAY WITH THAT PERSON AND PUT UP WITH THE BULLSHIT/DRAMA WHAT EVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT. I THINK SOMEONE MORE SECURE WITH THEM SELF, WOULD WALK AWAY FROM THE RELATIONSHIP AND WOULD RATHER BE ALONE THAN PUT UP WITH BEING TREATED LIKE DIRT. ONCE YOU SHOW YOU CAN BE WALKED ON IT WILL CONTINUE TO HAPPEN TILL YOU PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN! JUST MY 2 CENTS. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1160 |
I would give you ample tips but my gf has started reading this and that would be bad because asshole rule 111 clearly states: If they know you are CONCIOUSLY being an asshole, they will CONCIOUSLY blue ball you... they have to convince themselves that you are a nice guy underneath.... Puc ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
DON'T CHANGE YOU JUST HAVEN'T FIND THE RIGHT GIRL AND IF YOU DO FIND THE RIGHT GIRL AFTER YOU TURN INTO AN ASSHOLE YOU MIGHT LOSE HER DO YOU THINK IS WORTH IT CAUSE LIKE I SAY BEFORE WE DON'T LIKE TO BE TREATED BAD | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 4809 |
Assholes get snatch b/c they dont care about it, not all assholes get strange - most do not. The ones that do have a combination of of asshole traits that help them: arrogance (miscontrued as confidence) unreliable (this makes for excitement girls call this spontaneous) flighty (this makes the girl think the guy she sees is in demand) shallow compliments or none at all (most pretty girls are used to being 'adored' and take it as somewhat of a challenge that they werent making the impression their insecure selves need for re-assurance)  I am 1/2 asshole 1/2 gentleman, works well for me. Actually I am probably 90% good guy and 10% asshole, just use it when I need it. Heres one more thing: assholes often lie - so if they say they knocked the stuffin out the turkey sometimes you should question the validity. Asshole guys end up old asshole guys - they are often lonely, its sad and is going to be my saving grace when I decide to get married (motivation to not be a cheating whore). ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
Thanks everyone that�s all good info. Good points latindiva and Slopain very good points . I am not into treating chicks bad so all this info helps alot. Its good to get some different opinions. I did order that book though -Rider ------------------ quote: http://www.mmxbodybuilding.com | ||
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Moderator
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Do it like me, I'm the best of the 2, I'm a nice asshole, I treat a girl like a queen, BUT... if she pisses me off them I'm like FUCK YOU! I never apologize and I never say I'm sorry, if we have an argument I'm not the one who calls her, if she gets upset over something then i try to make peace with her but if she wants to drag it on and on I just say FUCK YOU and stop calling , pretty soon it is her who is asking me for forgiveness. PS: Making her feel like you can always break up with her and get another chick is always a good thing, but it is even better when it is true |
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