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 What is the stupidest thing you have ever seen somebody do?
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 295 |
Got a good one my brother was huffing gas once dumb to begain with this fucking idiot gets so high he takes a lighter blows in the can and watches the flame come air hole in the fucking living room! Dumbest thing I ever did was hand a cop 23 dollars when he asked for my licences because was so drunk. It was funny from what my friends tell me he got real pissed but never got a DUI or anything form it.     | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2095 |
when i was overseas, i had a buddy who found a can of hairspray and was talking to this guy who said he had a lighter. so lighter guy was saying lets light it off. my buddy was aiming the can right at lighter guys face and lighter guy was sitting there flicking his bic saying " hold on man, ill get it lit" needless to say we wouldnt let the dumb ass continue to fumble with the lighter. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 98 |
Well I don't know if you guys know what a potatoe gun is or not. But if you don't know, its PVC pipe with a charcoal lighter grounded in the end, kind of like the trigger. The purpose of a potatoe gun is to screw around and cause trouble when your younger. What you do is take a potatoe and push what fits into the end of the pipe, and break the rest off. Then you spray a can of something under pressure (like hair spray or WD-40) into the chamber and screw the chamber top back on, and then you push the potatoe deep into the pipe to compact what ever you sprayed into the chamber, then you press the charcoal lighter and BOOM you have cannon like toy. Well the problem with these is that if you use them a lot over and over the spray gets the lighter wet and it dosen't want to fire sometimes. Well heres what happened,,, the kid who had the gun fired it over and over until it wouldn't fire anymore, so he took off the screw on cap for the chamber and pressed the lighter a bunch of times and still it wouldn't fire,,, so he just had to see what the problem was for himself so he puts it right up to his face and looks into the chamber and starts getting pissed and just starts pressing the charcoal lighter like a mad man until finally,,, POOOFF, me and a bunch of other guys were sitting there watching him and all of the sudden big flames shoot out of the chamber engulfing his head for like half a second. He didn't get hurt but right after it happpened we were all laughing our asses off and he just sat there with the dumbest look on his face with his hair all burnt up on one side and his eyebrows all fried,,, it was funny as hell, you had to be there. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 295 |
That is fucking FUNNY bro | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 979 |
dumb things are a dime a dozen for me to witness.. one that sticks out is a few of my friends and i were in a second story window... some other guys we knew were on the ground level... well, we had cologne and matches and little plastic football helmets... so we were lighting them and throwing them at the guys on the ground... we missed | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 858 |
This guy I know registered at the EliteFitness boards with the name GLP.. man is he dumb.. LOL j/k bro :-) ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1073 |
thefantom1 saw me do something REALLY stupid at a different board a couple days ago.  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 858 |
LOL!!! Yes I did.. but I shall keep it between us.. ;-) | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 20 |
A bunch of us were at the beach for a 4th of July party and this friend of mine gets really drunk. He desides to light one of those fireworks that spin on the ground like a top. Anyway he lights this thing and sticks it down his pants! Looks over at his wife and says well at least it gonna get hot down there tonight! A few minutes later I'm helping the poor bastard out of the ocean! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 344 |
In a 30 min. period, I watched a guy eat 8 rolls(xtc)and do 5 scoops(caps)of G-eat a handful of mushrooms and do 3 bumps of K--This was after he already was fucked up my most peoples standards. Funny thing is you couldnt even tell he was fucked up---I believe he was the designated driver that morning(night) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 100 |
Man I can go on for ages hunting and searching for dumb things I've seen throughout my life! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 197 |
one of my mates was in a mock chemistry practical. he had a test tube of conc. acid in his hand and he needed to check the time so he rotated his wrist and the acid went all over the floor. 10 mins later he did the same thing again. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 101 |
God I love Pyro stories...Best pyro stupid story I have was on a camp out--everyone was wasted and we started pitching different things on the fire to see how they would blow up.--by the way -a can of baked beans on the fire(sealed off course)--is loud as hell-but anyway...someone threw a lighter in the fire..oh wow big deal...it blew..well then this drunk dumb ass grabs a full tank of gas grill size propane and throws it on.Everyone hauls ass and when it blew shrapnel from the tank hit cars and dented them.Timbers from the fire started small fires all over that we stomped out and the timbers landed on a popup camper and just melted holes throughout the whole top.Needless to say this guy got his ass kicked and that was the last time we invited a unknown friend of a friend to a campout. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 40 |
i had a friend who did nitrase and then sniffed nutmeg (he has smoked to much weed) it was really funny. until he started going into convulsions. that is definitely on the top of the list. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1073 |
Rotten believed in Santa until he was 14. I think that's pretty stupid. And he had a crush on the tooth fairy. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1084 |
I have seen a couple of guys hit their chicks. Pure stupidity as far as I am concerned. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 40 |
a friend of mine use to be abused by her boyfriend. i am with you tha tis sure stupidity. if that ever happens to one of my friends agian i will purposely hit that boy with my car. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1946 |
Stupidest things I've ever done...let's see: 1. Overuse hard recreational drugs between 8th and early 10th grade as part of a retarted rebellion stage. I was one of if not the top student in my classes in elementary school, and because of my stupidity I almost flunked out of highschool. 2. Try to do that last rep w/ 315 on the deadlift. Slipped, tore up my back, 5 months later I'm still not 100% healed. (but close) 3. Turning down sex with: Jessica Fuouco, Ashley Leary, Jenny Gill, and Mandy Shrade. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 462 |
My bro's friend was knockin down a wall in his basement. My brother had made a potatoe gun, same concept as crash's. They thought it'd be cool to see what damage the gun could to the wall. After shooting a couple potatoes they got bored and decided to put nails in the potatoes and fire some with that. They ran out of hair spray and the one of my bro's friends had the brilliant idea of using gasoline instead. Well they put it in the chamber, shoot the potatoe, and a big ass flame comes out the barrel and then goes back down it and the fucker catches fire on the floor. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 199 |
the most stupid thing i have ever witnessed was of my own devising. quite simply, i set my whole leg on fire, on purpose. covered it in lighter fluid and sparked it. it was real funny for about 5 seconds...then it was much, much, much less amusing. that, and dropping a schooner of scotch on my 18th birthday. i still remember the way that felt. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 295 |
All those were keepers but the bro who set his leg on fire that takes the cake. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 484 |
Yeah thats beyond stupid. I remember reading recently about the fella who saw jackass and set his bottom half on fire, and then lost his legs i believe, and his father blames the show. That incompetence staggers me | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 199 |
quote: you're damn right. i was beyond rational thought and very badly depressed - that's not an excuse though, that's a circumstance. i can look back now and laugh at my idiocy, thank god. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 484 |
Good thing nothin bad came from it though man | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1624 |
If anyone doesn't know what a "dry ice bomb" is, its an empty 1-3 liter of coke filled halfway with dry ice, the other half is then filled with steaming hot water, put the cap on and it makes a DAMN LOUD EXPLOSION. Anyways, we did this a lot, but one time, my friend decided he would put the cap on and shake it up for a good 30 seconds, well around 23, the bomb blew up in his hands, luckily he didn't have any permanent injuries, it was funny though. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 484 |
Made them a lot? Did the local market sell dry ice? I've always wanted some of that crap. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1931 |
I loved dry ice bombs, better yet, put them in glass bottles and wedge them in the school toilets. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 147 |
I had a buddy in college who convinced 2 seventeen year old kids that you could get high by drinking water really fast while punching yourself in the throat. He came up with some elaborate explanation of how oxygen gets forced into your brain causing a state of euphoria. Watching those kids punch themselves in the throat and spewing water all over themselves was one of the funniest and stupidest things I had ever seen. ------------------ No matter how hard you work, there is always someone working harder. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 16 |
Man there has been funny stuff on this thread. One of the stupidest things I ever saw was when I was working as a sacker at Safeway when I was 16. Anyway me and a fellow sacker would get high as a kite behind the back of the store. And then we would go bring in all the shopping carts out of the parking lot. Well you know those rails where people put the carts when they are done with them in the parking lot. Well this friend of mine says he thinks he can hurdle them. I say go for it dude. Well he gets a running start and jumps up high as shit and almost clears the rails and the carts. But then his foot gets caught in the handle of one of the carts and BLAM hits the concrete like a belly flop in a pool. I am laughing so hard I forget to ask him if he needs an ambulance or something and then he gets up laughing too. We both walk back in the store laughing our asses off with blood and scrapes all over my friend to the bewilderment of our jerkwod manager. I wish I would have had a video camera. I would have won that video show for sure. It was one of the funniest things I ever seen. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 506 |
This Summer, myself and a bunch of friends were walking down the sidewalk near Grand Haven Mi, right next to lake Michigan. It was dark out and all of the sudden we hear a loud shout, "outta my way, outta my way" we see a dude haulin ass on a ten speed behind us all decked out in spandex and the rest of it. Any way there was a fence about 10 feet in front of us cuz the state park was closed. We jump outta the way and this tool runs smack into the 10' high chain link fence at about 30mph! We laughed our asses off, his bike was fucked and he was laying there moaning. Finally he got up and carried his bike away! It was too funny. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 363 |
Well this is not funny, but fucking dumb. This guy I know blew his hand off by making a pipe bomb. It was filled with the white and red strike anywhere match heads. He used a sparkler as a fuse. When he decided to set it off, he pulled on the sparkler a bit to give him more time on the fuse and needless to say the friction between the sparkler and the match head went off. Fucking DUMB idiot. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1073 |
Well, Slack3r on this board spelled Tennessee wrong on his profile and he lives there. hehe!  |
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