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Topic: HOW MANY OF YOU JERK OFF IN THE TANNING BED?
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Elite Bodybuilder
 
Posts: 1496 From:BORN IN A CAVE IN GERMANY AND RAISED BY A SHE WOLF. Registered: Apr 2000
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posted February 03, 2001 06:09 PM |
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JUST WONDERING IF IM THE ONLY ONE?HOW MANY HAVE YOU DONE IT?------------------ YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS. IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER
WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.
TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.
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Elite Bodybuilder
 
Posts: 806 From: Registered: Jul 2000
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posted February 03, 2001 06:14 PM |
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I've never been in a tanning bed but wouldn't that be kinda nasty. Especially for the person that has to clean out the bed.
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Elite Bodybuilder
 
Posts: 1438 From:Pierrefonds, QC, Canada Registered: Apr 2000
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posted February 03, 2001 06:26 PM |
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nope! it will stick to your stomach! May run down the sides though....
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Pro Bodybuilder
 
Posts: 312 From:columbus,ohio,usa Registered: Oct 2000
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posted February 03, 2001 07:00 PM |
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your sick ass is why I use tan in a tube
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Posts: 4064 From:Houston, TX, USA Registered: Apr 2000
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posted February 03, 2001 07:08 PM |
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hahaha... bet you have a dark cock with white where you put your hand! 
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Guru   
Posts: 2103 From:California Registered: Jan 2000
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posted February 03, 2001 07:35 PM |
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anyone ever use the tanning lotion when you run out and have to work one off? its good as a last resort before you have to settle for soap. ouch!alright too much info, but I DIDNT START THIS THREAD.  ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
 
Posts: 868 From:uk Registered: Sep 2000
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posted February 03, 2001 07:36 PM |
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Make sure the end of the tubes are covered in case you get electricuted! That is nasty I hope it's your own sunbed and not one at your gym. I bet you don't clean it after either lol!
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Elite Bodybuilder
 
Posts: 1496 From:BORN IN A CAVE IN GERMANY AND RAISED BY A SHE WOLF. Registered: Apr 2000
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posted February 03, 2001 09:22 PM |
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WHY WOULD I CLEAN IT?IM NOT GETTING PAID TO CLEAN IT.HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.------------------ YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS. IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER
WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.
TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.
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Freak
  
Posts: 1977 From:THE VOID Registered: Sep 2000
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posted February 04, 2001 01:08 AM |
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I've always been to afraid of burning my dick off...
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Guru   
Posts: 2103 From:California Registered: Jan 2000
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posted February 04, 2001 01:14 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Frackal: I've always been to afraid of burning my dick off...
lol, slow down the RPM. never run your motor dry. ohhh. you mean from the lights!!! 
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Freak
  
Posts: 1977 From:THE VOID Registered: Sep 2000
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posted February 04, 2001 01:55 AM |
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hahahahah
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Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 51 From:INdpls, IN USA Registered: Feb 2001
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posted February 04, 2001 02:16 PM |
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all i have to say is - i hope i don't get a tanning bed after you.
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Elite Bodybuilder
 
Posts: 1085 From:- Registered: Jun 2000
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posted February 04, 2001 02:56 PM |
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Oh man, was that you. I almost broke my fucking neck slipping when I got in. hahaha
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Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 254 From:FL, USA Registered: Apr 2000
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posted February 04, 2001 05:12 PM |
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I keep a sock on mine just like that old Chili Peppers picture. I wouldn't want that shit in the bed and I want to wear the sock home.
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Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 51 From:INdpls, IN USA Registered: Feb 2001
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posted February 04, 2001 05:39 PM |
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i don't know why i am reading this, it is way too much information.
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Elite Bodybuilder
 
Posts: 1496 From:BORN IN A CAVE IN GERMANY AND RAISED BY A SHE WOLF. Registered: Apr 2000
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posted February 05, 2001 09:36 AM |
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IT REALLY LOOKS NEAT UNDER THAT FLOURESCENT LIGHT!!! SOMETIMES I GIVE MYSELF A MUSTACHE AND PRETEND IM MR ROGERS IN A TROPICAL DAY CARE CENTER!------------------ YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS. IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER
WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.
TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.
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Posts: 1977 From:THE VOID Registered: Sep 2000
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posted February 05, 2001 02:09 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by THE STEEL BEAST: IT REALLY LOOKS NEAT UNDER THAT FLOURESCENT LIGHT!!! SOMETIMES I GIVE MYSELF A MUSTACHE AND PRETEND IM MR ROGERS IN A TROPICAL DAY CARE CENTER!
Yikes!!
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Elite Bodybuilder
 
Posts: 1496 From:BORN IN A CAVE IN GERMANY AND RAISED BY A SHE WOLF. Registered: Apr 2000
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posted February 07, 2001 06:09 PM |
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I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE!~~~1!@!@qFD------------------ YOU CANNOT IGNORE GENIUS. IT IS FORTUNATE FOR THOSE IN POWER,THAT MEN DO NOT THINK.-ADOLF HITLER
WHEN I HOLD THE DECK OF CARDS,PEOPLE BACK DOWN.I HAVE NO OPPOSITION.
TASTE THE LOTUS ONCE AND WATCH ALL YOUR WORRIES SPEED AWAY.
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Posts: 1 From:Mesa, AZ USA Registered: Feb 2001
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posted February 07, 2001 06:49 PM |
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Steel Beast. Brother. You ain't the only one man. Where I go they have a fan that shoots right up to your ball sack. Give your balls a li'l tickle, what else do you have to do for those 20 minutes? It's also cool to fantasize about the next bitch that is gonna be lying there butt ass naked!
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