1)Page yourself over the intercom. Dont disguise your voice.

2)Everytime someone asks yo to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

3)Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

4)Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

5)In the memo field for your checks write "For Sexual Favors"

6)Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

7) As often as possible skip rather than walk.

8)Ask people what sex they are then laugh hysterically when they answer.

9)Specify/Ephasize at the drive through window the order is "to go"

10)Sing along at the opera.

11) Got to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme.

12)Five days in advance tell your friends you cant attend their party because your not in the mood.

13)Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Master Blaster

14)When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for you lives their loose!"

15)Tell your children over dinner: "Due to the present state of the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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Originally posted by Slopain:
lol sorry my man.. heh heh

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Funny stuff though, I especially like 2 and 6

-Warik

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