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 TD's sexual adventures.
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Freak 
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"Slow Down" - One day a farmer decided that he wanted to expand his chicken farming. In order to do this he would need a... ahum, stud. He asked around his fellow farmers and the general consensus was that the best man was from a far away town. His name was Thickdog. The farmer went to this far away town and met with Thickdogs's owner. The owner confirmed that Thickdog was indeed the best, but would come at an expensive price. After much deliberation, the farmer decided to invest in Thickdog. When the farmer got home, he sat down with Thickdog and explained what he needed and reinforced the great expense he went through to obtain Thickdog. He told him that while he expected Thickdog to perform, he also expected Thickdog to pace himself. The farmer released Thickdog in the hen house and Thickdog went wild. Feathers where flying and Thickdog was servicing every hen in the house. The farmer reiterated to Thickdog the necessity of pace. The next day, Thickdog not only went flying through the hen house, but also went after the dog, the cat, the sheep, a fox and several other accessible animals. The farmer was outraged. "Thickdog!" he said, "You can't possibly last at this pace." "Slow down, I need you for a long time." Well, the next day, the inevitable happened. Thickdog was lying in the field (where Special Bill was grazing) looking like death was soon coming. Buzzards were circling around and slowly getting closer. The farmer watched his investment slowly dying. He dragged himself up to Thickdog and said "How could you?" "I asked you to pace yourself, I told you how important you were." Slowly..., Thickdog opened one eye and said "Shh, he's getting closer."     |
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