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Chat & Conversation What type of payment takes the longest amount of time to clear?
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Author | Topic: What type of payment takes the longest amount of time to clear? | ||
Moderator Posts: 1556 |
Are there any forms of payment that take a very very long time to clear? I owe some douchebag money and want to do this out of spite | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 511 |
Give a friend from overseas the money and have him write him a check. I just sent a check to pay for eBay items to the U.K. and the guy says it's going to take a whole fucking month to clear! I don't see how anything could possibly take longer than that. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 90 |
you scammers!!! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1448 |
Write a personal check. Use a straight pin and poke some holes the bank routing number at the bottom. The computer will not be able to read it. It will be rejected and will have to be processed manually. This may give you an extra couple of days before it clears. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 918 |
Mail him a check, and "accidentally" forget to sign it... | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 272 |
Someone totaled my parked car and the insurance co. gave me a bank "draft". Some absurd clearing time. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 275 |
If you give him a personal check, write in the memo section "prostate massage" or "oral sex". | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 511 |
On a personal check, put the amount of money that you owe him in the box where you put the numerical amount. On the line where you have to write it out in words, put a different number. He probably won't notice... but the bank will, and they'll laugh at him. -Warik ------------------ BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!! |
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