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 Who wants to hear a funny story about Rotten?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Ok, so when Rotten still lived at home he had this box with a lock on it, so I can assume you could guess what was in it. Porno mags of course. But that's not all. He had a vibrator in it because his girlfriend didn't want it at her house incase her parents found it so he kept it for her (yeah right, we all know he used it on himself on occasion) so one day he forgot to lock the box and me being the curious little girl that I was walked into his room and discovered that it was unlocked so I went snooping around in it. Well, I found the vibrator and turned it on and went running around the house with it and played fetch with the dog with it and then mom saw it. I told her I got it from his room and she freaked out. Our parents thought he was gay for like a month after no matter what he said. I think they still think he is though. I just felt like sharing this with everyone for a good laugh today. Hope Rotten doesn't get to pissed!  ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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this just is'nt right sailor girl! i would be severly pissed if my sis posted this! if he's cool, no big deal, but i hope he's not caught by the element of surprise! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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The board is lacking excitement today so i thought I'd do this. I'm sure he'll get me back for it, but I don't care. This should be fun.  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Sure you just ran around with it...I can't wait to hear some secret about your childhood, hehehe... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I have no secrets. I was the perfect child. ------------------ | ||
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Guru 
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Damn SG, that is just too cold, turning your bro out like that. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
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SG LOL, DIDI YOUR BRO HATED YOU AFTER YOU BLOW HIS SPOT | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Blow his spot!? I have never blown anything of Rotten's, sorry. LOL! And Wodin, he started it! haha! Trying to tell everyone I'm just going on 17. Revenge is fun. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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That is some crude funny shit | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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LOL i can see the dog running back trying to get a good grip on it, growling, its head vibrating... oh dear ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
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Oh yeah that was funny, having dad give man to man talks and buying me porn mags for a month, I enjoyed that....whoo hoo
I could go on for days if you guys want to hear some more. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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LOL LOL LOL that was always going to happen ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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I think I saw the xray photo of the hotdog on a website. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
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Kind of reminds of the time my siblings and I found our parents' condoms. We made water balloons with them! Of course, it didn't occur to me until many years later why we caught such hell for it! hehe ------------------ | ||
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Freak
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I could write a book on the nasty things SG has done in her life, I just might. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 525 |
AHAHHAHHAHA | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 962 |
Rotten you dick. Just wait till you see what I got you for your birthday (which is in a few days everyone)! Man.....will it bring back memories. Anyways, remember when you could find any of that slimy lube shit in the house and you used moms hair gell to jack off and it got all sticky and shit and just then me and dad got home and I had to use the bathroom so you had to rush and put your pants on. Man you were squirming around so bad. That was the best. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 525 |
sounds like a corrupt family if you ask me..rotten, inform us about yours and sailors sex sessions? this could be the highest rated post if you expose! expose!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 525 |
ok so! my daily porn site is down at the moment, jimmys happy right now, and that tatooed freaky body builder ladys looking pretty damn fine right now! | ||
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Freak
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Guru
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You two should seek counciling this is no place to air family problems... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1134 |
shotsock shotsock | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: You're back into the sock phase again? What's next.....the hole in the wall? ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
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lol... hot dog... lol is u for real?? lmao | ||
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Novice 
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LOL HOTDOG!!!!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 962 |
Actually it was a brat. |
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