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Big Buck

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Posts: 1245
From:Diego, Cali
Registered: May 2000

posted January 31, 2001 01:22 PM

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> > > How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It
> > > should be opened by the time she brings it.
> > >
> > > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a
> > > woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a
> > > washing machine will probably never be able to support
> > > you.
> > >
> > > Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of
> > > those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand
> > > closer to the kitchen sink.
> > >
> > > How do you know when a woman is about to say
> > > something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A
> > > man once told me."
> > >
> > > How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is
> > > a clock on the oven.
> > >
> > > Why do men fart more than women? Because women
> > > can't shut up long enough to build up the required
> > > pressure.
> > >
> > > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
> > > is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
> > > The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
> > >
> > > I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
> > > name was Always.
> > >
> > > I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't
> > > like to interrupt her.
> > >
> > > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a
> > > woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
> > >
> > > Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's
> > > on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
> > >
> > > In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> > > Then God created Man and rested. Then God created
> > > Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
> > >
> > > Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
> > >
> > > A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping
> > > on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything for
> > > days ." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had
> > > your will power."
> > >
> > > Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of
> > > Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
> > > Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
> > >
> > > A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
> > > "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred
> > > letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
> > >
> > > The most effective way to remember your wife's
> > > birthday is to forget it once.