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 Am I beating off too much?!
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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I usually average around twice a day, but in week 3, I've been hitting it around 4 times a day. Any adverse side effect that should make me take it ez on Joey?     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 588 |
uh bro damn how can people post this lol but ya i guess its too much try twice a week not too sure about this one.lol ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 126 |
If you have to ask then, yes, you are pounding the bishop too much. Besides, no else on the board does it. Maybe you should change your handle from "Natural Wonder" to "HandJob". j/k | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1674 |
Bro.. I am with you on this.. When I was on test I masterbated sometimes 4-5 times/day and I did it REALLY hard. I did it so much that the skin on my penis started cracking and getting very very dry and I even used lotion... that tells u how much i jack off. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 437 |
At least you know that your gear is real...lol... ------------------ [email protected]
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 379 |
dont worry naturalwonder, i beat off everyday juice or no juice!!! i cant help it, its the only way i could fall asleep, gotta orgasim before i do.. also, when i am juice i am worse then you!! i do it like 6 times a day, hehe so your not that bad..but i dont think thats a bad question at all because can jerkin the bishop have a bad effect?? | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 18 |
Hell ya, now if you said fucking that much then no. Go find a girl and your skin won't Chafe.LOL I heard that jackin has a bad effect on Test. levels because you're nuts have to make more of that shit. But what do I know. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1102 |
I've gotten pussy right before I workedout once so I know how depleting it is. I don't wanna be using all my test to get little orgasams when I could be growing. Of course if I can do both, I'll be happy as fuck. Utragaiz, There's no fucking way I could even think about only hitting it twice a week. I don't think I could even do that when I'm 40 | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 156 |
Dudes I didn't even know there were so many ugly assed bastards on this board that have to beat themselves off all the time......LOL. Can't you guys get any pussy or do you just like to play with yourselves in between? I agree, Natural should change his Username to Handjob. And for those of you with the "dry dick" problem do like Popeye and stick it in Olive Oil.....LOL. You guys are too much.....hehehe. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1843 |
Hell I beat off 3x a day and I'm natural. Once I discovered the joy of lotion I just can't help myself! lol Seriously though, I thought jacking off/sex actually upped your test levels temporarily at least. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1102 |
GAMuscle, I do get pussy but it's not like it always right there (like rightty is) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 145 |
LOL! I nail my woman 3-4 times a day, and still hit it up once or twice. Im only on EQ! Im always like that though. Sos really does me in! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 324 |
Here bro this might help: www.fuck_sluts_for_hard_happy_juicers.com Good luck and enjoy Mass Monster | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1102 |
Can we get a mod up in this mug, There's mad conflicting facts here! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
I think you need to get laid more often. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 156 |
Ok, I can't resist....i'm having too much fun with this post.....LOL. Frackal's comment makes some sense. It's the old supply versus demand. I mean, the more "baby batter" you use the more "baby batter" you need to make.....right? Not that you dudes really need much encouragement........LOL. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 588 |
bro i think it brings test levels down so you need all of your test in a cycle i think. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 156 |
I suppose the next post from Natural will be asking why his balls are aching......right...LOL | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 379 |
SO HOW DOES BEATING OFF AFFECT TEST LEVELS?? | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 9 |
There is actually a website out there that is preying on people who ask your question. Check out actionlove.com it is the biggest joke i have ever seen. They say "years of over-masturbation have left you with no sex drive and a low testosterone and your liver function is destroyed.. but you need actionlove potent formula to combat with these sides" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 588 |
guys go get laid its more fun ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 156 |
ATTENTION ALL MODS...........Conan, EL Cubano, Biz, 2Thick, BigPappaPump, WCP.....I think Natural just requested your assistance with jerking off...........LOL. This shit is hilarious!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1102 |
Dude when I lived by myself, I had pussy overnight, I'd still beat off in the morning in the morning. At least you don't have to hug and kiss your hand after you're done.... I get the best of the two worlds! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 156 |
Well, Natural I wouldn't want to be accused of trying to bust up your relationship with "righty" as you call it. As they say "different strokes for different folks"....LOL. One question though. What would you do if you ever broke "righty"? Is "lefty" able to get "Joey" up too.......LOL. Man this shit is so funny I gotta go.....enough is enough. My abs ares sore from laughing so hard. You guys are great. Thanks for the laughs tonight. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 588 |
what he wants the mods to play with him?!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1674 |
well for me.. lefty can't do the same as righty.. it just doesn't feel the same. | ||
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Novice
Posts: 9 |
Im also addicted to masturbating. I learned that that it prevents you from getting gains you would normally be getting without jacking off. I remember gaining 10lbs of muscle tissue every three months before I discovered the joy of masturbation. It got to the point where my sack ran out of cum even how hard I beat it. Now that Im trying to get bigger I would try to avoid it as much as possible but the urge just comes everynight.Its a mind game I know I can quit damnit. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 441 |
unless your life is being affected by it i.e. calling in sick to work or skipping a workout etc. then no, and also when you want to do it that much you definately in an anabolic state...p.s. took a human sexual behavior class in college learned a lot..your test levels will be affected more by worrying than actually doing it | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 100 |
once or twice a week at the most! you guys are chronic, fukin funny though. dont go too hard though you dont want a brown sausage. lol. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 76 |
It sounds to me that none of you fucks get laid lol...my GF is my masturbating divise... ------------------ '' We were put here by alien so they could watch us build their lands and cities...some day they will take over...'' | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 358 |
fuck you guys are nothin'. 3-4 times a day is child's play. In a couple weeks I plan on shattering my record of 11 IN ONE DAY! Try that for sex drive. And no, pussy isn't always convenient.  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1309 |
DAMN, that is way too much. I maybe do it once a week, if at all....U guys are some lonely freaks.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1060 |
sexual mustard you are the man. buck if you are only burping the worm once a week you are either getting laid twice a day 6 times a week or you're just not doing it right. damn you're only like 21 aren't you? at 21 i was still rubbing them out left and right. hell i still average once a day or so depending on whether or not my girl's around. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1309 |
supersize-I get ass all the time, don't need to "burp the worm" that much!!!! I'm still only 20, I'll be 21 in the begining of March. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 13 |
Before juice I did it every morning now that I started juicin it is at least 3 times a day plus the daily bj's and other sexual gratification from my livin girlfriend. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 14 |
can't you just find an easy fat chick, I swear to god, if I really need to get laid I can find some hory chick- the real hot ones are the challenge. Go up to some fat chick and act like you care about what she is talking about, maybe feed her some alcohol- you will end up getting a steady lay- I don't practice this too often my self, but it works. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 823 |
Crazyted, the fat chik has got to be a distant last resort, some of us have standards. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 283 |
wowie | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 283 |
man oh man | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1345 |
YOU WILL GET HAIRY PALMS IF YOU WHACK IT, COME ON EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 509 |
You'll go blind, too. Be careful! -Warik | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 349 |
Warik is right you will go blind, but you will also have hairy palm. A dead give away for sure. If you need to you can try some nair to keep the hair growth down a bit. Good luck! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 358 |
well, I've had glasses since the 3rd grade, so blindness isn't a concern to me anymore. As far as hairy palms, I wouldn't mind having some body hair for once since I'm a hairless Asian. |
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