THE BANGIN' BOARD!!!

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Test 'n' Viagra?

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Originally posted by George Spellwin:
Dear friends and fellow athletes,

In the next few days, Elite Fitness will launch a new board dedicated to everyone�s favorite discussion topic SEX! This new forum will be the destination for talking about anything related to sex, sexuality, and everything sexual.

The chat board will become the place for general chat that�s not sex related, but on the new board, anything goes � well almost anything.

The problem is that we don�t know what to call the Sex board? We need your help thinking of a creative name.

Post your suggestions here, and the winner will receive four tubs of Mass Quantities Triple Threat 3/60. TT 3/60 is the best tasting high protein, moderate carb, low fat shake around -- containing 60g of three whole-food proteins per serving providing an optimal amino acid profile and complete daily supply of Hoffman-LaRoche vitamins and minerals.

Be as creative as you can be! This is your chance to name an Elite Fitness board!

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Bordello Elite

Bird's & the Bee's

Sex Talk

The Back Nine

Hedonism

Hedonism Elite

Thanks in advance for the free stuff!

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One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."

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Originally posted by DIXIEBOY:
George I like this one:

THE BANGIN' BOARD!!!

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Yours in sport,

George

George Spellwin
Research Director

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George,
I would rather that the chat board stays intact. It's a pain going from one board to another, but I do see the need to appease those who are easily offended. In reality, though, it's amazing how a theme that starts off as something inane and innocent can degenerate into something quite raunchy. Where do we draw the line?

Btw, if by a remote chance I should win, send the prize to May1010, as he needs cheering up. He obviously wants it too.

Golly gee whiz, I don't know what to say. Thanks for wanting to cheer me up, but I'm doing a bit better today. I haven't eaten hardly anything in the past 5 days, I've lost 8 pounds, haven't been to the gym at all, and I've been popping Tylenol PMs around the clock just to stay unconscious. That said, I've accepted my situation and I'm trying to focus on an action plan (except I'm very very sleepy).

My friend works at a competing firm, Arthur Andersen, and the partners there want to meet with me, hopefully this week. Unfortunately, my previous employer paid above market and AA is known to pay at or below market. Oh well, I can deal with making less, I blow a lot of $$$ anyway.

In addition, I've got a few recruiters that I'm working with.

Besides, I can make it through June and possibly July without working ... I can do it, but it won't be fun.

Anyway, thanks again. But, if you win (keep dreaming! ha!), you deserve the booty.